Behold the Amazon lists. I don't have it all, but I want the umbrella/flashlight/stun gun combo. Bad.
As you prepare, people may treat you like a lunatic. They're just trying to make themselves feel better about not preparing at all. Go out of your way to mention you'll cut a bitch who comes for your stuff.
Pro Tip: Make people slightly uncomfortable when you talk about this. You don't want to be their first call when they need shit.
Start with something fun like thyroid protection and work towards a solar-powered generator.
Yum.
The person with the pills controls everything. Buy some plastic baggies for portioning out. When pills are the new currency, you don't want to lose a single tablet.
Use a treat to bribe your dog to stop munching on severed limbs. Pro Tip: Save those multi-purpose bones! (hammer, rope ladder rung, prop windows open, splint...)
Chad's favorite supply picks will go here eventually.