🧑‍🎓 I am a self-declared self-sufficiency and emergency-preparation guru. What I lack in credentials, I make up for with enthusiasm. I am not a fear-mongering conspiracy theorist. However, I am a fear-mongering gadget whore who has an emotional relationship with his label maker. I'm also really good at thinking of unexpected ways to use things. Sounds weird, but in "oh shit" situations, it's a superpower. In an ideal world, I could make money off of this. In the meantime, all are welcome to my musings for free.

🤮 Unlike many preparedness sites, I am not a gun-totin' confederate-flag wearin' good ole boy offering a free KKK hood with each purchase. I make decisions based on logic, not on what my grand-pappy told me about those colored people 50 years ago. I'm not even selling anything at all. I'm giving these gems away for free.

🌴 I'm in LA, so if a celebrity or Real Housewife sees this and wants me to do it all for them, all I will ask in return is to hang out at your pool for an hour with my husband.

---Chad