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- MyShake iOS Android Get notified *before* you shake! It's because light travels faster than sound, but that's not important right now.
- Emergency Severe Weather iOS Android Know when to collect acid rain because drinking water was ruined in the Great Water Wars of 2025.
First Aid iOS Android For when you can't avoid touching another human.
Pet First Aid iOS Android Cat CPR is adorable.
- Stop the Bleed iOS Android Bleeding is the #1 cause of blood loss.
- Watch Duty iOS Android Terrific wildfire monitoring app used during the 2025 LA fires. No snark here.
OTHER APPS
Disaster Alert iOS Android Turns out, it's an app name. I thought it was just what you yell when Scientologists get too close.
Drugs.com iOS Android Know if the pill on the ground will prevent infection or get you high. Create a trail mix for best results.
Google Translate iOS Android "I'm going to steal your water" is more effective in a person's native language.
Show Me for Emergencies iOS Android Words don't work? Try pictures. Pictures don't work? Steal their stuff.
US State Department Smart Traveler iOS Dependent on the continued existence of the US State Department. Whether Smart Travelers should listen to them or not is up in the air these days.
VA PFA Mobile Psychological First Aid iOS Android Get it just to be safe. Who the hell knows anymore?
WebMD Symptom Checker iOS Android For when you're not sure if you should go to the hospital that no longer exists.
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