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Need a laugh? Check out our counselor's favorite jokes!
Need a laugh? Check out our counselor's favorite jokes!
Why can you never trust an Atom? Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why can’t your hands be 12 inches? Because then it’d be a foot.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer? Because she's always running away from the ball.
What has ears but can’t hear? A cornfield!
Why was the leopard bad at hide and seek? Because he was spotted
Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery. Patient: But my name isn't David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.
If my son becomes a priest will I call him son or father?
What is white, black, and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi Bud!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? ...because every play has a cast.
I always knock on the fridge door... To make sure there's no salad dressing.
What did the astronaut say when he needed more room? I’m outer space!
PERSON: Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?! WAITER: It appears to be drowning sir.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Where do cows go on a Friday night? The moo-vies!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Why is it a bad idea to tell a burrito a secret? They might spill the beans!
How do you clean a planet? You take them to a meteor shower!
What kind of tree can fit in your hand? A palm tree!
A man walks into a bar. A woman walks into a bar. The third person ducks.
Why are monkeys good at sports? They're born champions!
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
Where do pencils come from? Pennsylvania!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!
Some people told me this bird joke was a "hoot" but owl let you decide!
I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why didn't the skeleton go see the scary movie? ; Because it didn't have the guts!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon - Aid:)
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
I saw a pig in the kitchen the other day. I asked him what he was doing and he said, "I'm bacon!"
What day of the week are most twins born? Answer: Twos- day!!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
What did the dog say to the tree? Bark
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"My daughter really liked the Read Aloud, Fitness Fun, and Choose Your Own Adventure classes so much! She also loves the painting session, it’s so interactive and the 45 mins are spent in a useful way. Thank you for Camp COVID!"
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