Borowitz Reports (SATIRE) are posted at the NewYorker.com. But they only allow non-subscribers to view a TOTAL of 5 NewYorker articles per month. I subscribed to read them all as they came out. I began reformatting Andy's Borowitz Reports to simple text to share them on this webpage, organized by year. I email (blind-copy) reports (as I discover them by checking the NewYorker often) to trusted friends who appreciate his humor. Email me at jhmathgal at gmail dot com if you want to be on my Borowitz friends contact list. If you copy and share anything from this page on social media, please do NOT share my name, email or site. If you email it to someone you trust, you can give them my email or this site address.