Seventy-two humorous and true stories from four teachers who met online. The following stories were written by me:

2. My First Day

4. There's a Pear in There

6. Eat your Words

8. Does everyone have a Scrubelscriber?

12. Question Three

14. Ball Overboard!

18. David and Goliath?

20. "Thy Tongue Out-Venoms all the Worms of Nile."

24. And in the red corner, we have...

26. Groß und Dick

28. Of Carpet and Tires...

30. You say potato, I say "Fach"

34. The Iceman

39. Move over Mike Tyson

41. Roving, roving, roving...

43. Girl on Fire

48. Hasn't anyone ever told you it's rude to call names?

50. Science for Dummies

52. When you've gotta go...

55. When Staff Members put the 'Cray' in Crazy

59. Bereft of Wisdom

64. An Apt Description?

66. Lost in Translation

69. Mr Squiggle's Finest Hour

72. Das Alphabet