Footnotes

1: Such as, say, providing footnotes that can be read on an entirely different page.

2: Under certain circumstances, that is.

3: A bluff, technically.

4: You wasted your time and effort to find this footnote, and it was all for nothing.

5: Pronounced , "Ah (As in odd) - sk (As in skinned rabbit) - luh (As in luck) - pious (As in pious).

6: That is, when the dial at our office turns to the "publish new Asclepius article" knob.

7: 386? Four-hundred something?

8: Gangrene!

9: By some interpretations of the phrase, that is.

10: This continued for approx. 3 days.

11: Based on average performances and select small villages; results may vary.

12: If you understood that, we fear for you.

13: If you're reading this, you cheated and looked at all the footnotes together. Stop. That's a bad reader. No immersion-wrought enjoyment for you.

14: We know, we know. The guy we put in charge of the forums is too much of a wet blanket to avoid it, though.

15: Not that that's much of a compliment.

16: And the pathetic.

17: Hey.