Especially if one requires witty repartee beyond this description page, instructions included!
Can't afford a therapist? Need more reflection?
Look no further:
REHABILASOCK!
REHABILASOCK!
Reshape, rethink, reform, recreate, recycle, renew, rewind, rebuild, and particularly, redress. At what price reflection, restitution, and reconciliation? Remit a reasonable $20.00 and retreat to your darned heart's content.
All needed is a quiet space and disposable time to contemplate, who, what, when, where, and why, WITHOUT the student loans needed to study journalism!
A very rare, limited-edition objet d'art,
once they're gone, that's it. I mean, this is not your parent's dormant pet rocks. Interactive and what's more, handy. I don't know how many versions of Marylyn Monroe Andy Warhol were produced, but
only 25 signed and numbered
REHABILASOCKs will ever exist.
(That's it, unless Lego comes knocking then, I may reconsider.) Nonetheless, this is a significantly smaller production number than, say, that stuffed poser elf on the shelf. This one you stuff with your hand, where you become your own Sherry Lewis, an Edgar Bergan, a Jeff Dunham. But with panache and deep introspective creativity. My guess? When one looks up and sees this very rare, all rights reserved piece of very fine art on the shelf, throughout the year, not just in December, the most common reaction will be a Steven Martin-ish, "What is it?!"
I dare say, there may be a smile of satisfaction that you'll be one of only 25 rare owners to proudly display this equally rare piece. That's saying something! And given enough time, that investment may not have lost any value, but the upside??
REHABILASOCK!
Kit includes at a minimum (but not necessarily limited to) sock, buttons, needle, thread, and instructions.
Questions, ruminations, pricing, availability?
Contact the artist @ zentricart@gmail.com