Homage to Steven King's Maximum Overdrive. For the aggressive tailgating and possessed driver.

Make a splash with this nearly photo-realistic backyard front bumper pun.

Drive a hemi? Have a further need to be seen? Drive a Prius with a need to muscle in? For heavy lifters, this plate is all you need. The backing for this one is an actual Louisiana license plate; thus, lumpy muscles.

Own a time-share on Grand Isle? Love the appetizers at Bonefish Grill. The perfect beach accessory. 

The next best thing to a shaker. For the discerning Chuck Jones or Plymouth fan. This is the real McCoy. "Shake it, shake it, shake it, Sloopy (come on, come on)" -- The McCoys.

Is your dream to go "Fhr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n auf der Autobahn"? For aging 70s audiophiles who dig on the Kraftwerk, make every day driving into the sunset.

Out-performs the dog and shoe game pieces on the Monopoly board every game On the street, be the Otto "Uncle Pennybags" Kahn you've always wanted to be.

Enjoy taking your sweet time> The best way to say, "Happy to get out of your way" or "Be my guest." Just remember, 10 below the speed limit irritates people.

Slow but steady wins the race; be all the Aesop Fable you can be! 

Don't own a '58 Plymouth Fury, but wish you could? Bring out your inner Arnie Cunningham with this beauty. 1 of 2 Steven King appreciations. 

Go Speed Racer, Gooooooo.

Pops Racer, "This is abso..." Speed, "...lutely crazy!"

No better way to pull a boat and say, "Gone Fishing" than this seize the day emblem.

...I'm driving too close. For the self-aware aggressive driver.

Not familiar with the animated series? Read my lips: paddle foot over to the internet; w/ homage to Clark Hass. Clutch this cargo, light up the Christmas tree, "ring, ring, it's 7 a.m..., take your car out of that gear" and smoke 'em with this priceless gem.

"The next best thing to driving a tank down the road," says Mort. FORTUNE: "When everyone is inside sitting down, you will be outstanding!".  

This artist's personal favorite. "And when they drive, you know they draw a crowd, popcorn." -- James Brown.

Thunderbolts of Zeus, "With the oil of Aphrodite / And the dust of the Grand Wazoo / "You might not believe this, little fella / But it'll cure your asthma too!" -- Frank Zappa

So you're driving along Rt.182, enjoying the cow pasture, finally get home and just can't get enough of those cattle egrets? Drive the birds home with this little fella.

I painted an alligator, different from this one, for my truck. That was actually the genesis of this series. (It's also for sale but exorbitantly priced, I mean I'm thinking of Sotheby auction). Decided I liked the prototype so much, a companion piece was necessary for the lucky bidder. For the record, I twice resided in Florida and carefully drove down Alligator Alley more than a few times.

Run the roads with this South Louisiana emblem. The only way to back out of that parking spot is to crawfish out of it (if I have a "mussel" car, only makes sense to add a crawfish).