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ARMBANDS UNITE

NOTHING SAYS YOU LIKE YOUR ARMBAND

You can’t tell the players without a program:

Wear a BLUE armband if you do not know what’s going on and will militantly defend your right to not to know what is going on.

Wear a RED armband if you do not know what’s going on but whatever it is merits a strike.

Wear a WHITE armband if you desire a return to the “swinging campus” we had in 1952.

Wear a BLACK armband if you are just stopping by the campus on the way to a funeral.

Wear a LAVENDER armband if you think militant students are just the cutest things.

Wear a PINK armband if you feel just a little subversive.

Wear a GREEN armband if you are suffering an identity crisis and you feel reassured by the color green because it matches your eyes.

Wear YELLOW armbands if you plan to run screaming into the pond behind at the first confrontation with the Cotati Tactile Squad.

POSSIBLE OPTIONS: Colors can be mixed or matched.

THE BASIC PHILOSOPHY OF THIS COMMITTEE IS:

TO HELL WITH THE ISSUES--LET’S HAVE A SERIOUS, MEANINGFUL, BARE-HEARTED DISCUSSION OF THE ARMBANDS, ABOVE ALL, BE A GOOD SCOUT.

Committee for Responsible Academic Policy

Volume I of the CRAP Manifesto