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DISMANTLING SUBURBIA
In loving memory of Denise Gess
FEATURED STORIES
Welcome to Killington – A young technical writer gets a taste for vigilante social justice executions and “ripped from his own headlines” murder thrillers in early 1990’s Vermont.
Creative H.R. Solutions - An abused, laid-off employee in the late 1990's finally snaps and inspires a revolution that permanently deals with horrible middle managers everywhere. Workers of the world, unite!
Strangers on a Beach - Two malcontent, mediocre husbands on crappy family vacations meet up at SEACRETIONS, a crappy beach bar in a tragically underwhelming South Jersey shore point, to start hatching an idiotic plan to swap spousal murders, but screw it up every step of the way.
Tracksuits and Cornetto - Retired Italian entrepreneurs in the late 1980's/early 90's get back into the...let's call it specialty shipping and logistics business...after a chance encounter with a down-on-his-luck ice cream truck operator opens up a delightfully sweet and family-friendly means of product distribution.
The Cape May Massacre - Keelhauling. Crabbing. Murders on the high seas, undone by low tide.
Devil's Piss - A broken down car. A time before cell phones. A setting sun. A group of friends lost deep in the Pine Barrens. And a demonic killer on the loose.
A Good Old Fashioned Home Invasion - At this Pennsylvania Thanksgiving, the only thing on the menu…is carnage. Oh, and green bean casserole. It’s like a table requirement for every secret suburbanite Nazi sympathizer in Warminster.
FAKE REVIEWS (FOR FLAVOR)
“It’s an unnerving mishmash of Leave it to Beaver and Invasion of the Body Snatchers.”
- Gene Shalit
“This was the bleakest Christmas story ever. I’m still depressed. And it’s April.”
- Roger Ebert
“I’ve been crying at home by myself for four days. Please send help.”
- Jay Sherman
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