Welcome to the Archive
Welcome to the archive
We've got what's arcane
We've got everything you want
Honey we know no-names
Where there are people who can find
Whatever you might need
If you're on sabbatical
We'll help you out for free
In the archive
Welcome to the archive!
Leave your pens home please!
They're gonna watch you read
Welcome to the archive
You'll borrow book by book
If you want a xerox well
You'll get a dirty look
You've got a very dusty find
That's very hard to see
You can use the microfiche
But only for a fee
In the archive
Welcome to the archive
These stacks are so so so labyrinthine
No one can hear you scream!
Welcome to the archive
It gets colder every day
You better bring a sweater honey
If you plan to stay
Into hidden history?
You'll find it eventually
Once you find the thing you want
Hope you don't have to pee
In the archive
welcome to the archive
Leave your pens home please
They're gonna watch you read
What you find you're never
Gonna want to put down
Put down put down put down
In the archive
Welcome to the archive!
Leave your pens home please
In the archive
Welcome to the archive
It's so so so so labyrinthine!
You know where you are?
You’re in the archive, baby.
It's gonna get you tenure! ha!