Lady Farmer Lyrics

Lady Farmer

Kat was raised in New York City

But she's no Eva Gabor

When she's harvesting her cauliflower

Better watch out for her girl power!

You don't have to be a male

To plant varieties of kale 

She puts the brass in brassica

Vegetables that are so classic, yeah!

Chorus: 

It sure ain't no hobby

Growing this kohlrabi

Lady Farmer
LaDy FaRmEr

LADY FARMER!!!!!!!

Lady farmer.

She don't wear hoop skirts or ruffled blouses

hanging out in the hoop house

Stacy used to kayak guide

Now she keeps your crisper supplied!

Carrots and asparagus, 

She's harvesting for all of us!

Red Door farm is so organic

Hot peppers that are volcanic

Chorus x 2: 

It sure ain't no hobby

Growing this kohlrabi

Lady Faxrmer
LaDy FaRmEr

LADY FARMER!!!!!!!

Lady farmer.

Verse 3: 

Those vegetables she cans--

they are hers, they're not her mans

Drop those comments on her arms; 

It's genetics and she farms! 

She can name like 26

beneficial types of insects

You' know her soil's perfect scent

Because it's over 6%!

Chorus: 

It sure ain't no hobby

Growing this kohlrabi

Lady Farmer
LaDy FaRmEr

LADY FARMER!!!!!!!

Lady farmer.