(This is) A Feminist Screed

chorus

this is a feminist screed 

we demand bodily autonomy! (backing vocals:we need a screed and then ahhhhhh and up ahhhhh)

you can miss us with your  misogyny 

that's why we need.....

this feminist screed

verse 1

Don't know what I'm gonna do if my period is late

Despite his mediocrity, they all think he's great

Negotiated hard, but I'm still underpaid.

Corporatized, bureaucratized and racist health care

Insufficient will to make our school funding fair

Legislate the 1% to pay their fair share!

chorus

this is a feminist screed 

we demand bodily autonomy! (backing vocals:we need a screed and then ahhhhhh and up ahhhhh)

you can miss us with your  misogyny 

that's why we need.....

this feminist screed

verse 2

Dudes make a bunch of plans then assign me ten tasks

You need to do your shit cuz I don't want to have to ask

Every guy in 2020 who wouldn't wear a goddamn mask

The Equal Rights Amendment still hasn't passed

At least in 2020, we got savanna's act

But they couldn't leave Roe versus Wade intact!

Chorus (x 2, escalate intensity) 

this is a feminist screed 

we demand bodily autonomy! (backing vocals:we need a screed and then ahhhhhh and up ahhhhh)

you can miss us with your  misogyny 

that's why we need....a feminist screed (x 5)