MLA (In Interview Mode)

MLA

Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi

See me ride the airport shuttle

to my hotel TV screen

Out for a gig I won’t get

the job market’s obscene

Quirky ties to the left of me

lanyards to the right

Ain’t got no hope

Ain’t got no leads

Drunk alone tonight

I’m at MLA, it’s Christmas night

MLA, want an invite

MLA, in interview mode

MLA, wanna 2/2 load!

Hunger, ennui, and my wallet’s lean

I’m unwanted, man

Wanna be candidate #3

I’m #10

So go back to my room

rewrite my talk

flip through the program

and see who to stalk

Black suit on loan!

Can't afford my own!

I’m at MLA, it’s Christmas night

MLA, want an invite

MLA, in interview mode

MLA, wanna 2/2 load!

MLA

Oi Oi Oi

MLA

It’s Christmas night

MLA

Oi Oi Oi

Want an invite

MLA

Oi Oi Oi

In interview mode

MLA, wanna 2/2 load!