MLA
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
See me ride the airport shuttle
to my hotel TV screen
Out for a gig I won’t get
the job market’s obscene
Quirky ties to the left of me
lanyards to the right
Ain’t got no hope
Ain’t got no leads
Drunk alone tonight
I’m at MLA, it’s Christmas night
MLA, want an invite
MLA, in interview mode
MLA, wanna 2/2 load!
Hunger, ennui, and my wallet’s lean
I’m unwanted, man
Wanna be candidate #3
I’m #10
So go back to my room
rewrite my talk
flip through the program
and see who to stalk
Black suit on loan!
Can't afford my own!
I’m at MLA, it’s Christmas night
MLA, want an invite
MLA, in interview mode
MLA, wanna 2/2 load!
MLA
Oi Oi Oi
MLA
It’s Christmas night
MLA
Oi Oi Oi
Want an invite
MLA
Oi Oi Oi
In interview mode
MLA, wanna 2/2 load!