Back In Black (Winter Break Is Over Edition)
credit: AC/DC, lyrical reimaginging by DJ MLA, Chicago Style, & Lil Ibid (ft. Busta Times New Roman)
Back in black
Got new slacks
Its been a month and I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
Of too much time on my hands!
I watched the Last Jedi
I made some pad thai
Ate too much cake over christmas break
I got committee meetings
And my office needs heating
Got to put away the booze
And find my shoes
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black
Back in Class
And I'm kicking ass
Not gonna lecture or use power point!
Yes, I'm gonna hang
With my gang
We're gonna rock this teaching thing
'Cause I'm back on the track
Got my grading stack
Nobody's gonna get my 1980s jokes
But listen up now
I'll make 'em anyhow!
Don't press your luck, or you'll get Whammies, ow!!
'Cause I'm back
Yes,…
Cause I'm back
Yes I'm back
Well I'm back
Yes I'm back
Well I'm back back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black
Back in black
Catching admin flak
The dean's so jealous
I had time to slack
I watched some netflix
Learned some guitar tricks!
Cant believe the end to Stranger Things!
It's only 10 below and
There's hardly any snow
Time to save your progress on Grand Theft Auto
I'm back
Yes,…
Cause I'm back
Yes I'm back
Well I'm back
Yes I'm back
Well I'm back back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black
Ho yeah
Oh yeah
Yes I am
Oh yeah, yeah oh yeah
Back in now
I got my cardigan;
You know it's super black!
Goodbye yoga pants!
See you in may!