"Ho there!
I'm a jousting coach at the Tourney Ground.
I wanted to be a knight, but that fell through and I got banned from jousting. I became a mercenary, then an adventurer. But I had to settle down with Jane and my two lovely kids. Well, one lovely kid and one who's always up to no-good.
I need a drink, so I'm off to the Old Royal. That place oughtta be a Punch Bowl tavern."