Thanksgiving (the turkeys prospective)

                                      By James H Cavanaugh, KD1FW


Personally, I cannot comprehend why my outlook should be grateful

Seeing on Thanksgiving Day that they treat us so darn hateful


Contemplate how your feelings could be anything but down

When they pluck you, gut you, stuff you, then cook til’ golden brown

And if that wasn’t enough to make us flee for our very lives


They set your carcass on the table and break out carving knives!


It’s enough to broil our giblets, get our proverbial goats,

Mixing flour, water and drippings to pour in gravy boats


As you humans practice gluttony, while discussing Pilgrim’s pride

We turkeys will be concealing ourselves, in the woods outside.