The Myners books are a series of 6 humorous novelettes, which describe the adventures of the kyss Myners.
The books are available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle format.
Book One - The Myners and the Trip Abroad
Book Two - The Myners and the Green-eyed Moncs
Book Three - The Myners and the Top of the Map
Book Four - The Myners and the Deep Blue Sea
Book Five - The Myners and Eastern Myne
Book Six - The Myners and the Ancient Codes
You will need a Kindle device or Kindle app for your mobile device to read the Kindle format version. This is available free from any app store.
Was AI involved in writing these stories? Just reading them makes it pretty clear they came from a spectacularly unhinged mind. No self-respecting AI would dare come up with something this ridiculous!
The very first book as a free pdf. See below for story outline.
The sixth and final book in the series has now been published and available in Kindle and paperback formats from Amazon.
The books describe the adventures of the kyss myners and their mine manager, Mr Enim, as they meet a series of challenges to save their kyss mine from closure. You can read a brief summary (with no spoilers) of each book below.
Myners are tiny creatures that mine raw kysses in underground kyss mines.
Kollectors - They have enhanced senses so they can detect and collect the greedy ants and new tree ants. Myxers mix the greedy ants with the raw kysses to produce different varieties of kysses. Dryvers deliver the kysses to customers. 'Others' are humans who manage the mines and the kyss industry. They are bound by the ancient codes not to reveal anything about the myners. Leaptons are creatures that thrive on love. Sminks eat stuff particularly clothes and pillow cases leaving holes when you're not looking. Moncs - well, we won't mention they, Oops! We just have! Just remember to cover your toes at night.
They take place all over the woryld, which is the same as our world but you just can't see it.
No-one from the 'otherside' (not even the author) has seen a myner or any other creature to enable an accurate description of them, so you will just have to use your imagination. Imagination is not available on Amazon but the books are.
There aren't any. It's the way they speak.
Yes.
Loads.
Absolutely. However be aware that red-eyed moncs bite toes and hide in drawers (Book Two) but they don't visit the 'otherside' (your world.)
Whenever you kyss someone—whether it’s goodnight, in the morning, or at any other time—make it meaningful. When you do, you will receive meaningful kysses in return.
You are amongst 99% of the population. You don't have to be bonkers, but it helps. Start by believing and giving out meaningful kysses. It may not be too late. You may be saved.
Video link as part of the Ancient Codes Trail for Hannah's birthday. Yes, she managed to find the book and save the Myners!!
Can you work out the first passcode?
Synopsis prepared by Mr Laicifitra (Western Myne)
"The Myners and the Trip Abroad" introduces characters invloved in the mining of kysses in a land invisible to our own. This particular book is about Hannah, a curious and inquisitive customer who frequently visits the shop managed by Mr Enim and Mr Pohs. The shop is connected to a kyss mine, where kysses are mined and delivered. Hannah places an order for kysses to be delivered abroad, which sets off a series of events involving the mine staff and the Myners.
Mr Enim, the mine manager, decides to undertake a mission to mine kysses abroad to fulfill Hannah's order and potentially save the southern kyss mine from closure due to declining demand. He gathers a team of Myners, Kollectors, and Dryvers, and they embark on a challenging journey to find the old kyss mine abroad.
Despite numerous obstacles, including the difficulty of breaking through the hard soil and the exhaustion of the team, they eventually receive help from an unusual source.
The story highlights themes of perseverance, teamwork, and the importance of community support. Will Hannah’s kysses be delivered as promised?
"The Myners and the Green-Eyed Moncs" is a story about a group of characters working in a mine and dealing with the challenges of their job and the mysterious creatures known as Moncs. The main characters include Mr Enim, Mr Syk, Mr Rosiv, and Mr Repus, who are mine managers and supervisors. They are responsible for the production and delivery of kysses, a valuable product mined and mixed with greedy ants.
The story begins with Mr Enim returning from a holiday and discussing the successful import of kysses from abroad. However, they face a problem with the kysses expiring quickly due to the climate difference. The mine staff, including the Myxers, work to find a solution to prolong the life of the kysses.
As the story progresses, the mine managers discover that Moncs, particularly the red-eyed Moncs, are causing trouble. The Moncs are described as having different eye colors, with red-eyed Moncs being dangerous. The mine staff, including the Myners, Kollectors, and Myxers, work together to address the Monc issue and protect their valuable kysses.
The story also includes interactions with other characters like Mrs Nimda, who provides reports and assists the mine managers. The narrative explores the challenges faced by the mine staff, their efforts to solve problems, and their encounters with the mysterious Moncs.
Overall, "The Myners and the Green-Eyed Moncs" is a tale of teamwork, problem-solving, and dealing with unexpected challenges, as well as dealing with greedy bullies!
"The Myners and the Top Of The Map" is a whimsical and imaginative story that revolves around the Myners, a group of small, industrious creatures who work in a kyss mine. The narrative begins with a meeting among the mine managers and supervisors, discussing the upcoming Christmas celebration and the increasing demand for golden kysses, a special treat. The story follows Mr. Enim, one of the mine managers, as he leads an expedition to the northern mine to gather more kysses to meet the demand.
Throughout the journey, the characters encounter various challenges, including logistical issues and the need to motivate the northern Myners. The story is filled with humorous and endearing moments, such as the Myners' unique way of speaking and their excitement for the Solstice celebrations, which is even more special this year due to a rare alignment of dates and times.
The story concludes with a grand Solstyce Ball, where the Myners and their families celebrate joyously, but can Mr. Enim fulfill his promises to the Myners? The story is a heartwarming tale of teamwork, adventure, and the magic of the holiday season.
"The Myners and the Deep Blue Sea" is a story that revolves around the Myners, a unique community living in a village close to their Kyss Mine.
The story begins with Hannah and Mr. Enim enjoying a beautiful day in the park, where they encounter families of Myners having a traditional "Parknyc." The Myners are depicted as nature-loving and hardworking individuals who enjoy their leisure time in the park.
Hannah and Mr. Enim witness a fascinating interaction between a blue-eyed Monc and a deer, highlighting the harmonious relationship between different creatures in the park.
The story takes a turn when Mr. Enim learns about an outbreak of Mynervirus at the Northern mine, prompting a series of events to find a vaccine to save the Myners.
The narrative takes the readers on an adventurous journey involving the search for the vaccine, the discovery of the Deep Blue Sea kyss mine, and the challenges faced in mining the special kysses needed for the vaccine. The story is filled with moments of tension, humor, and camaraderie among the characters, especially the brave Myner named KA, who plays a crucial role in the mission. Can Mr Enim find the vaccine and save the Myners?
"The Myners and the Eastern Mine" is a story about the challenges and adventures faced by the characters in the Eastern mine. The story begins with a quiet office scene, which is unusual due to the typically bustling environment. The mine managers, Mr. Enim and Mr. Syk, are introduced, along with other characters like Mr. Rosiv, Mr. Repus, and Mrs. Nimda.
The story unfolds that the Southern kyss mine is facing several challenges, including competition from cheaper imported and meaningless kysses.
Mrs. Nimda brings alarming news that the Eastern mine has closed, leaving many myners, kollectors, myxers, and dryvers without jobs. Mr. Enim and Mr. Syk decide to take action to save the Eastern mine. They plan an expedition to the Eastern mine, involving various characters, including Mr. Rosiv, Mr. Rehtag, and Mr. Xim.
The journey to the eastern mine is fraught with difficulties, including navigating through the jungle and dealing with the threat of jungle moncs. Along the way, they discover the importance of teamwork and the value of each character's unique skills. The story highlights the themes of perseverance, innovation, and the importance of community. But will they find the dispersed eastern myners?
The Myners and the Ancient Codes" is the sixth and final book in the series. It is a story about Mr. Enim, a mine manager, who embarks on a quest to save the Southern mine and the Myners who work there. The Southern Mine is running out of kysses, and Mr. Enim must find a new mine to keep the Myners employed. He discovers another mine, which has potential but needs to be reopened and made productive.
Throughout the story, Mr. Enim faces various challenges, including finding special Ancient Code kysses that are crucial for changing the primary code that prevents the world from knowing about the kyss mines. With the help of his loyal myners, kollectors, and other mine personnel, Mr. Enim navigates through obstacles, including dealing with strange-looking myners and the mysterious Elders.
The story is filled with adventure, teamwork, and the importance of preserving traditions while adapting to new challenges. It highlights the dedication and resilience of the myners and their community. The book ties in all the elements of the previous Myners books.