The Mad Panda
The Zombie Warrior looked down to earth from his moon base. He had gotten lazy after serving for so many years and this reduced his routine to him descending to earth every full moon. That time of the month was here and the moon glared down at the earth, tonight especially he felt a disturbance down below.
Down on Earth, a rather strange being who was barely even a man, drove a large, modified quad bike across the outback planes of Australia. He was the Mad Panda and he was on his way towards Darwin on the far side of the country, from there he would board a private ferry heading to Indonesia. His plan was to dominate all of Asia before Midnight. The harsh winter sun was sinking below the sandy horizon. To succeed in his plan, the Mad Panda had to reach Indonesia before the full moon was at its highest. Haste was required and he was going at 400kmph, a speed no man could survive on any quad bike, but The Mad Panda was no ordinary man and he was riding no ordinary bike.
The Mad Panda is a mute or at least to humans he is, being raised by Koalas might be a factor in that, although he can speak koala fluently, as well as read werewolves minds. His new years resolution aside from taking over the world was to make an effort to understand Pandas; his name sake. No one knows what his connection to Pandas is or even where he comes from and why he was brought up by Koalas. All anyone knows is that he’s a cannibalistic, mad lunatic dressed like a panda that recently overtook Australia and is about to dominate Asia before eventually taking over the entire world.
At this time, The Mad Panda has reached Darwin Harbor where he boards his modified ferry which can withstand the worst sea conditions and reach speeds up to 100 knots. He should be in Indonesia before the moon is at its peak.
Back on the moon the immortal Zombie Warrior by the name of Billithy is getting ready to fly down to earth as was his duty. After being exiled by no other than the force of the universe itself Bilithy became obligated to keep earth protected and if it was to survive the next century the earth would require help. For years it had been dying mostly from natural causes or problems that humans themselves had caused but the year 2020 had been the worst year yet. The year had been bombarded with tragedies right from the start. Little did the people know that things were only just beginning. Things were coming, supernatural things that humans could not face alone. So Billithy had been sent, an ex mass murderer who had been sentenced to death is hardly the perfect fit for saving Earth. He was a beast of a man, but had sufficient skills and brutality fit for the job. He had been made an immortal living dead; a zombie so that he could hold the power to save the Earth.
Billithy had been exiled to live on the moon and had to come down to Earth when duty called. He dresses in no armour for he doesn't need it and wields a giant curved pickaxe, he was also given the ability to fly so that he could get to Earth with ease.
As he neared Earth's atmosphere he felt an urge to head towards the bottom area of Indonesia. When he flew over the ocean near the docks he noticed a small ferry boat that was going much too fast. He flew down onto the deck of the boat and saw a curious figure staring at him, a face hidden behind a panda mask. In fact his whole body was dressed in a panda costume with what looked like flimsy body armour. The panda man said nothing but from behind him, walking on two legs came a giant, rough looking wolf. The wolf immediately charged him and bit Billithy’s head off before he could even move.
Deciding the wolf and the panda man were together and outnumbered him, Billithy respawned on the docks and waited for them to come. When the boat approached, Billithy decided to take cover behind a large shipping container. As the strange panda man walked ashore, thousands of wolves crept from the corners of the dock. They crowded around Billithy and the giant dogs almost seemed tame. Billithy proceeded to open the shipping container which was filled with Koalas and as he watched in horror the wolves ate all the koalas making the wolves super hyped and crazy.
Finally Billithy decided he’d had enough; he flew out from his hiding spot and started to hack away at the wolves, managing to kill only a few before he got overridden and “died” once more. His supernatural senses told him that a stack of shipping containers nearby were filled with gunpowder and he respawned on them. Billithy schemed on the spot and thought it would be a good idea to blow all that up. It would cause a lot of destruction but still essentially save the world.
Suddenly a huge boom erupted coming from the port's central area. It cleanly wiped all of the Mad Pandas minions and himself miles into the Arafura sea. The zombie being immortal managed to respawn on the dock and he looked over the sea wondering if he had done enough.
Deciding his duty was done he left and flew back up to the moon.
From the depths of the dark blue ocean a figure dressed in a panda costume could be found, making his way to the surface...