C130 rollin down the strip
Recon ranger
Gonna take a little trip
Stand up, buckle up,
Shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
And if my chute don’t open wide
I have another one by my side
And if that chute don’t open round
I’ll be the first one on the ground.
If I die on the combat zone
Box me up and ship me home.
—-Other endings—
And if I die in the old drop zone,
Box me up and ship me home.
Two old ladies were layin in bed.
One rolled over to the other and said.
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!
Live that life of guts and danger.
Airborne Ranger.
Guts and danger.
Two old ladies were layin in bed.
One rolled over to the other and said.
I wanna be a paramedic.
Pump that funky anesthetic.
Paramedic.
Anesthetic.
I wanna be a mountain climber.
Climb those mountains higher and higher.
Mountain climber.
Higher and higher.
I wanna be a scuba diver.
Jump right in that muddy water.
Scuba diver.
Muddy water
In the early morning rain
In the early morning rain
In the early morning rain
In the early morning rain
Got A letter in the Mail
Go to war or go to jail
Got a letter in the mail
Go to war or go to jail
In the early morning rain
In the early morning rain
Packed my bags and kissed my wife
And headed for the Army life
Packed my bags and kissed my wife
And headed for the army life
In the early morning rain
In the early morning rain
Told my son not to cry
But I had a tear in my eye
Told my son not to cry
but I had a tear in my eye
In the early morning rain
In the early morning rain
Got the enemy to my front
And the Ocean to my rear
Got the enemy to my front
And the Ocean to my rear
In the early morning rain
In the early morning Rain
With my weapon in my hand
And a pocket full of sand
With my weapon in my hand
And a pocket full of sand
In the early morning rain
In the early morning rain
Coke Cadence
Delayed Coke Cadence Count C!
in a bottle
O!
in a can
K!
wish I had one
E!
In my hand
A coke
A coke
A nice cold coke
shh ah..
Red Wagon
You can't ride in my little red wagon
The backseats busted and the axle's draggin
next verse
same as the first
just a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse
You can't ride in my little red wagon
The backseats busted and the axle's draggin
next verse
same as the first
just a whole lot quieter and a whole lot worse
You can't ride in my little red wagon
The backseats busted and the axle's draggin
Tiny Bubbles
Tiny Bubbles
In my soda
makes me happy
makes me think
Tiny bubbles
In my drink
makes me happy
makes me think
They say that in the Army the coffee’s mighty fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won’t let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go
hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the chow is mighty fine
a chicken jumped off the table and started marking time
Chorus:
Oh No, I wanna go
But they won’t let me go
Oh No, I wanna go
hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the biscuits are mighty fine
one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
Chorus:
Oh No, I wanna go
But they won’t let me go
Oh No, I wanna go
hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the training’s might fine
last night there were ten of us, now there’s only nine
Chorus:
Oh No, I wanna go
But they won’t let me go
Oh No, I wanna go
hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the pay is mighty fine
they give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
Chorus:
Oh No, I wanna go
But they won’t let me go
Oh No, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome
Mama Mama can't you see
What the Army’s done to me
They took away my favorite jeans
Now I'm wearing Army Greens
Mama Mama can't you see
What the army’s done for me
I used to drive a Cadillac
Now I hump it on my back
Mama Mama, can't you see
What the Army’s done to me
Sat me in a Barber chair
Spun me ‘round I had no hair
Mama Mama can't you see
What the Army’s done to me
I used to love a beauty queen
Now I love my MRE’s
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are
And Where we come from
So we tell them
We are Buena
Mighty Mighty Buena
Clever Clever Buena
Rough-n-tough Buena
Straight Shooting Buena
Best ‘n West Buena
Hey Hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With my woman in my hand
I'm gonna be a lovin man
A lovin' man
The best I can
For Uncle Sam
Hey Hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With those flowers in my hand
I'm gonna be a supportive man
A supportive man
A lovin' man
The best I can
For Uncle Sam
Hey Hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With the that door in my hand
I'm gonna be a gentleman
A gentleman
A supportive man
A lovin man
The best I can
For Uncle Sam
‘
Hey Hey Captain Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
With that ring in my hand
I'm gonna be a proposing man
A proposin man
A gentleman
A supportive man
A lovin man
The Best I can
For Uncle Sam
Yellow Ribbon
Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore it in the spring time in the mary month of may
and if you ask her why the heck she wore it
she wore it for that soldier who is far far away
far away
far away
she wore it for that soldier who is far far away
Behind the door her daddy kept a shotgun
He kept it in the spring time in the mary month of may
and if you asked him why the heck he kept it
he kept it for that soldier who is far far away
far away
far away
she wore it for that soldier who is far far away
Around the block she pushed the baby carriage
she pushed it in the springtime in the mary month of may
and if you ask her why the heck she pushed it
she pushed it for that soldier who is far far away
far away
far away
she pushed it for that soldier who is far far away