- A chicken
- Soy sauce
- Whole peppercorns
- Bay leaves
- Basmati rice
- Go into the yard, kill a chicken.
- Pluck-pluck, chop-chop.
- Eat with fingers.
Due-diligence compliance: a full risk-assessment must be completed before attempting to eat this meal.
- Configure your NetBIOS, TCP/IP, DNS, FTP, DHCP, PPTP, PPPoE, TCP/IP, UDP/IP, ICMP/IP, Static IP routing, client ID, SSL, FTP proxy server and [of course] I/O ports.
- Log on.
- Order the ingredients.
- Proceed to checkout, and wait for delivery.
- Fry it all up. That'll do nicely.