Food

Chicken Adabo

Ingredients

  • A chicken
  • Soy sauce
  • Vinegar
  • Garlic
  • Whole peppercorns
  • Bay leaves
  • Basmati rice

Method

  • Go into the yard, kill a chicken.
  • Pluck-pluck, chop-chop.
  • Cook-cook-cook.
  • Eat with fingers.
  • Yummy!

Tasty Pig

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Ingredients

  • Bacon
  • Eggs
  • Sausage
  • Tomato
  • Liver
  • Kidney
  • Onions
  • Potato
  • Lard

Method

  • Configure your NetBIOS, TCP/IP, DNS, FTP, DHCP, PPTP, PPPoE, TCP/IP, UDP/IP, ICMP/IP, Static IP routing, client ID, SSL, FTP proxy server and [of course] I/O ports.
  • Log on.
  • Order the ingredients.
  • Proceed to checkout, and wait for delivery.
  • Fry it all up. That'll do nicely.