The Are They Trying to Tell Me Something? award goes to Tom Cruise. For the second year in a row (Eyes Wide Shut and Vanilla Sky), his character had to wear a mask.
The Even the Producers are Trying to Drive Me Crazy award goes to Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky. One of his tormentors in the movie is played by Noah Taylor, who co-starred with Nicole Kidman in Flirting.
The Does Anyone Ever Really Know What Time it is? award goes to In the Bedroom. In one scene, the clock shows the time as 6:38. Moments later, it shows 6:18.
The Encore! Encore! award goes to Steve Zahn. After playing Wayne Wayne Wayne, Jr. in Happy, Texas (see The 2000 Steve Awards), he plays a character called Wayne in Saving Silverman.
The Yeah, Sure, Just a Coincidence award goes to The Mummy Returns, which opened on Egyptian President Hosni Mubarek's birthday.
The Eight Years in Medical School, and I Still Get it Wrong award goes to Cate Blanchett in Bandits. Her character says "The heart is a mysterious organ". She should have listened to Bill Murray in Charlie's Angels; he said "The heart is a muscle".
The All the English Teachers Cringed award goes to Jena Malone in Cheaters. Her character says "We're just as smart as them!".
The Apple of My Eye award goes to Sophie Guillemin in With a Friend Like Harry. Her character's name is sometimes Prune, other times Plum.
The NOT Approved by the American Dental Association award goes to Sugar and Spice. James Marsden's character scores the winning touchdown without wearing his mouthguard.
The Thinly-Veiled Remake in Disguise award goes to Riding in Cars with Boys. Drew Barrymore plays a woman with relationship issues in the 1980's, there is a Billy Idol song in the soundtrack, there is an actress named Rosie (Perez), and a character named Christina. In The Wedding Singer, Drew Barrymore plays a woman with relationship issues in the 1980's, Billy Idol has a cameo role, there is an actress named Christina (Pickles), and a character named Rosie. As if we wouldn't notice.