party

An Invitation to our

8th annual performance party

This year in honour of undisclosed details we will be having a

“Moon” party

on Saturday October 3

22 Alloway (just south of Maryland and Broadway)

Gather 8:00pm, Performances 9:00pm

Cake (for some reason) and prizes @ Midnight

As per usual- points are here for your earning and

to be redeemed for the aforementioned prizes

  • Bring genuine moon rocks complete with official exotic, artistic moon rock packaging (9)

  • Fly your daughter in from comedy school in Toronto to deliver stand-up on the "life and times of David Niven" (9)

  • Tánc a híres <magyar Hold tánc> (9)

  • Reunite your High School band with a replacement rhythm guitarist and do any pre 1978 tune by The Who (9)

  • Illuminate the gathered with a moon puppet show (9)

  • Do a guitar-flute father-daughter duet of Bob Marley's Night Shift or a reasonable facsimile (9)

  • Singen Sie ein Lied mit „Mond“ in der Lyrik (9)

  • With digitally sampled backup from the Hazelton Concert Band flute the Moondance (9)

  • Harmonies, ukulele and moon- need we say more? (9)

  • Crash the party with a group of hockey hoodlums on the way home from the Hall of Fame dinner (3)

  • With your accordion on your lap, note the topless accordion player across the room and form an alliance that will make this party more memorable than any (8)

  • Haul your harp to Winnipeg to prove your Facebook claim that you "like to make music" (9)

  • Judge the occasion to be worthy and dust the cobwebs off your twelve string and belt out your favourite moon toon (9)

  • Bring some of your Moonshine and make friends by sharing it (3)

  • Wear this invitation stencilled on your T-shirt (9)

  • Lead a sing-a-long under the auspices of the MPIP- Manitoba Party Improvement Project (9)

  • Bring Ozzie, who can actually play guitar, and offer a phenomenal rendition of the Police's Walking on the Moon (9)

  • Sing Merrilly as you strum your newly purchased mandolin(5)

  • Moonwalk while making off colour Michael Jackson jokes (minus 3)

  • Serenade a handsome guy with a sultry version of Moon River (10)

  • Make it a Winnipeg party by playing your favourite song from Neil’s Harvest Moon Album (9)

  • Get everyone to join you in a kids ditty about various fruits and celestial objects (9)

  • Bring a bowl full of Mississippi Moon Kaluha Trifle for all to share (7)

  • Make new words up to the tune of Happy Birthday and accompany yourself on mandolin (9)

  • Act on your hunch that "any friend of mine is a friend of Moon's" and bring uninvited guests (3)

  • Bring a case of "Moon’s favourite beer" aka 50 Ale (2)

  • Send clever editing suggestions for the invitation (4)

  • Bring clever moon-themed prizes for the giveaway (4)

  • Act out the moon-tinged conversation between Rosalind and Ferdinand in Act 5, Scene 2 of Love's Labour's Lost (9)

  • (6) לקרוא אהוב שלכם ירח שיר

  • Cleverly sing a song that has only one obscure reference to the Moon remembering to wink when you get there (8)

  • Interrupt people to ask, Isn`t that a Moon at the window? (1)

  • Wow us with a very clever musical moon connection to Deutschland (9)

  • Stand on a chair and drop your pants (minus 6)

  • Fly in your buddy Edouard Lamontagne and perform Au clair de la lune with him (9)

  • Cook up some sweet and sour moon balls and bring 'em to share (7)

  • Wear a football shirt from Edmonton, Houston, Minnesota, Seattle or Kansas City with a “1”on it (3)

  • Utter your Nick Cave impersonation in the form of Moon in the Gutter (9)

  • Come dressed in pilot`s gear with an offer to Fly me to the Moon (2)

  • Bring Turtle Wax and chase your host around the house singing Shine On Harvest Moon (2)

  • Argue loudly about who does a better version of “Howlin’ at the Moon.” Kansas or The Ramones? (1)

  • Tell a stranger of your stories of canoeing the Moon River (3)

  • Enchant us with a gut bustingly entertaining monologue about the Dark Side of the Moon (9)

  • Cook up a stack of Moon Cakes and serve them up homestyle (7)

  • Śpiewajcież słynnej piosenki abou księżyca (9)

  • Reunite your bluegrass trio for the very last time and offer a version of CCR’s Bad Moon Rising (9)

  • Introduce yourself as the Check brothers and duel out Blue Moon of Kentucky for us (9)

  • Do the Moon Quiz (3)