party
An Invitation to our
8th annual performance party
This year in honour of undisclosed details we will be having a
“Moon” party
on Saturday October 3
22 Alloway (just south of Maryland and Broadway)
Gather 8:00pm, Performances 9:00pm
Cake (for some reason) and prizes @ Midnight
As per usual- points are here for your earning and
to be redeemed for the aforementioned prizes
Bring genuine moon rocks complete with official exotic, artistic moon rock packaging (9)
Fly your daughter in from comedy school in Toronto to deliver stand-up on the "life and times of David Niven" (9)
Tánc a híres <magyar Hold tánc> (9)
Reunite your High School band with a replacement rhythm guitarist and do any pre 1978 tune by The Who (9)
Illuminate the gathered with a moon puppet show (9)
Do a guitar-flute father-daughter duet of Bob Marley's Night Shift or a reasonable facsimile (9)
Singen Sie ein Lied mit „Mond“ in der Lyrik (9)
With digitally sampled backup from the Hazelton Concert Band flute the Moondance (9)
Harmonies, ukulele and moon- need we say more? (9)
Crash the party with a group of hockey hoodlums on the way home from the Hall of Fame dinner (3)
With your accordion on your lap, note the topless accordion player across the room and form an alliance that will make this party more memorable than any (8)
Haul your harp to Winnipeg to prove your Facebook claim that you "like to make music" (9)
Judge the occasion to be worthy and dust the cobwebs off your twelve string and belt out your favourite moon toon (9)
Bring some of your Moonshine and make friends by sharing it (3)
Wear this invitation stencilled on your T-shirt (9)
Lead a sing-a-long under the auspices of the MPIP- Manitoba Party Improvement Project (9)
Bring Ozzie, who can actually play guitar, and offer a phenomenal rendition of the Police's Walking on the Moon (9)
Sing Merrilly as you strum your newly purchased mandolin(5)
Moonwalk while making off colour Michael Jackson jokes (minus 3)
Serenade a handsome guy with a sultry version of Moon River (10)
Make it a Winnipeg party by playing your favourite song from Neil’s Harvest Moon Album (9)
Get everyone to join you in a kids ditty about various fruits and celestial objects (9)
Bring a bowl full of Mississippi Moon Kaluha Trifle for all to share (7)
Make new words up to the tune of Happy Birthday and accompany yourself on mandolin (9)
Act on your hunch that "any friend of mine is a friend of Moon's" and bring uninvited guests (3)
Bring a case of "Moon’s favourite beer" aka 50 Ale (2)
Send clever editing suggestions for the invitation (4)
Bring clever moon-themed prizes for the giveaway (4)
Act out the moon-tinged conversation between Rosalind and Ferdinand in Act 5, Scene 2 of Love's Labour's Lost (9)
(6) לקרוא אהוב שלכם ירח שיר
Cleverly sing a song that has only one obscure reference to the Moon remembering to wink when you get there (8)
Interrupt people to ask, Isn`t that a Moon at the window? (1)
Wow us with a very clever musical moon connection to Deutschland (9)
Stand on a chair and drop your pants (minus 6)
Fly in your buddy Edouard Lamontagne and perform Au clair de la lune with him (9)
Cook up some sweet and sour moon balls and bring 'em to share (7)
Wear a football shirt from Edmonton, Houston, Minnesota, Seattle or Kansas City with a “1”on it (3)
Utter your Nick Cave impersonation in the form of Moon in the Gutter (9)
Come dressed in pilot`s gear with an offer to Fly me to the Moon (2)
Bring Turtle Wax and chase your host around the house singing Shine On Harvest Moon (2)
Argue loudly about who does a better version of “Howlin’ at the Moon.” Kansas or The Ramones? (1)
Tell a stranger of your stories of canoeing the Moon River (3)
Enchant us with a gut bustingly entertaining monologue about the Dark Side of the Moon (9)
Cook up a stack of Moon Cakes and serve them up homestyle (7)
Śpiewajcież słynnej piosenki abou księżyca (9)
Reunite your bluegrass trio for the very last time and offer a version of CCR’s Bad Moon Rising (9)
Introduce yourself as the Check brothers and duel out Blue Moon of Kentucky for us (9)
Do the Moon Quiz (3)