Following the unfortunate loss of out test Triumph, Pooratrek has been lucky enough to aquire a Suzuki DL650 Wee-strom. We have noted a number issues with this otherwise sound machine such as the lack of Aluminium logod parts. Our Hammerin and sideways drilling department set to work and we can now offer the following:
Dead Thing
The original dead thing resulted from a trip through Wales by our former test rider Eustace Spofforth-Barsteward. "Useless" (as he was affectionately known) arrived back at the factory one day sat on the dead thing and continued to do so for the remainder of the test programme. At the pre-launch party it was announced that a certain "Gentlemans complaint" seemed to have been cured by an increase in air flow to E-S-B's lower parts. We can now offer this to all Pooratrek customers.
€12000.14 Currently Out of stock, Try again during the rutting season.
The PVC and leather option with stainless spike topped rivets for our "special" customers is in developement.
The Hole
Mounting the widely available (currently out of stock) DIN auxilliary power socket to the DL proved challenging as there was nowhere to put a 3-inch thick sideways drilled aluminium plate. After careful thought we removed the hole from the plate and mounted this directly to the dashboard:
€3017.94 CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK
Please note postage charges on the hole are now at our reduced (by 1%) special rate for light items. DIN Socket NOT included.
Sparky Hole Bracket
Using our world famous aluminium fabrication techniques we can also mount the hole and hence the DIN socket lower for use as a charging point or for electric clothing:
€3300.17 CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK
Hole and DIN Socket not included.
Spaghetti
Connecting electricty together has proven a challenge in the past. Getting the electrical gnomes to go through the right coloured wires without setting them on fire has been an issue since time began. For the DL we have therefore developed this simple add on loom complete with smoke traps (thus avoiding having to buy Lucas wiring loom smoke on E-bay):
Klub Phut
Due to the amount of bodging and general fiddling about Pooratrek customers engage in between trips to coffee shop to plan RTW trips, we view both a centre stand and non-sink side stand as essential. This requires the additional foot to be odd shaped. Our chief designer cracked the shape issue while examining a particularly sticky dancefloor during our works night out so we named it after Castlefords third finest night spot. Thanks go to Sharon from the Bodging shop who made us all get up and dance :
€903.77 CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK
Crap flap
Made from the same extra-tough plastic as oil bottles, the crap flap will keep your shock clean.
€7777.97 OUT of STOCK.