Delivery
All PooraTrek deliveries are handled by our subsidiary Seventh Circle Extreme Sports Ltd. SCES use their specially developed Rocket Powered Bobsleigh to ensure all customers get suitable publicity when their package arrives, making best use of the PooraTrek logos's on every single item of packaging. Unfortunately, PooraTrek cannot be responsible for delivery schedules which due to SCES religious practices and methods are limited to when hell freezes over.
All deliveries are charged at a flat rate of 1 Greek National debt per order for orders up to €7.99. Orders over €8.01 are delivered free of charge although the packaging fee increases to 1 Spanish National dept.
Should you decide not to be in when SCES calls we will randomly give your package to any passer by or leave a card. You can then call us on any Tuesday between 10:45 and 11:00 to arrange delivery the following August. If even this is not convienient our storage centre Inverness accepts pre-booked call-ins on the second Thursday in every year and you may be able to collect in person.
Both Pooratrek and SCES are open every day from 9:30 until 15:30 (closed for lunch 12:00-1400) except for Saturdays, Sundays, Bank Holidays, the day after bank holidays and staff training days (6 per month).
Overseas customers will be redirected to their local distributor who will come round with the boys to teach you about trying to get stuff cheaper abroad.
Returns and Complaints
You are kidding right? It's got the logo hacked into it, it cost ten times what anyone with any sense would pay and you waited months for it to actually turn up. Be happy.
Discounts
Film actors and anyone with video evidence of being a "special" friend will recieve a 0.2% discount.
Links
People Pooratrek copied from
http://www.hurley-pugh.co.uk/hpechome.html THE Graet Marque
http://web.archive.org/web/20080802044733/http://www.spagthorpe.com/
http://www.windingroads.co.uk/shop/ A proper shop
http://shop.touratech.co.uk/ Of course
People Pooratrek like
http://www.v-strom.co.uk/phpBB3/ Nice Chaps who like Vee's, Wee's and Glee's
http://www.thumperclub.com/smf/index.php The UK's best single cylinder bike club (also for owners of 2-smokes, sidecars and twins, Landrover Enthusiasts, Camping stove fetishists and fans of weather forecast presenters!)
http://www.vehicle-wiring-products.eu/VWP-onlinestore/home/homepage.php For all your electrical bits when PT are out fo stock
http://www.kgsmotorcyclespares.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=9 MZ breakers (the swine!)
http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/ Real travellers (and no American low grade porn or politics!)
http://www.conwymcc.co.uk/ Home of the Dragon Rally
http://www.bmbikes.org.uk/Forum/index.php Not the Pipe and Slippers Club (well not quite!)
http://www.themzshop.co.uk/ MZ Bits
http://www.ost2rad.de/MZ-Ersatzteile/Reifen-Raeder-Speichen-MZ/page=3 German MZ bits