Quotes

“Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.” – Rene Descartes

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I can only please one person per day.

Today is not your day.

Tomorrow is not looking good either. ― N.J. Nielsen

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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. - Douglas Adams

Tell me what you need and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

My reality cheque bounced.

I don’t suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup .- Suzanne McMinn

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Only the mediocre are always at their best. - Jean Giraudoux

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

If at first you don’t succeed……skydiving isn’t for you.

When everything is coming your way……you’re in the wrong lane.

It takes a certain level of maturity to have a "we" attitude. - LD Spurge

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Foolproof

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious." --RobertHeinlein

"Those who try to build idiot-proof systems always underestimate the persistence and ingenuity of idiots." --anon

"If you make your system more idiot-proof the idiots will build a bigger idiot" --anon

"You can make something foolproof, but not damnfoolproof" --anon

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,

and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far, the Universe is winning. - Rich Cook