Our Enthusiasm's a Sham

Contacts: Email, Facebook, YouTube, LinkedIn.

...Is that your real business card at the top?

Yes it's a real card but no, abstract enthusiasm is not my business (applied enthusiasm is).  I also had the below at various times, it's pretty cheap to get business cards for people to ask about a lot for some reason.

Why a Sham?  Because.  We want mirrors.  And I needed a theme for this site.