ACT ! February 12th ... Registration is January 7th Be there or be square! (yes apparently people really said that):

Math LOLs

Use of Ratio and Proportion in Matters of the Heart

1 million million microphones = 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

365.25 days = 1 Unicycle

500 millinaries = 1 seminary

2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 20 cards = 2 decacards

1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn

2.71828 grams of turd = 1 natural log

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 Liter Hosen

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

1000 British Troops in Ireland = 1 kilohenry

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

3.14159 dates with an Italian girl = 1 Paisano

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

1 trillion grams of brown marijuana = 1 Terracotta pot

1 million billion piccolos = 1 gigolo

10 rations = 1 decoration

100 rations = 1 C-ration

10 millipedes = 1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

10 monologues = 5 dialogues

5 dialogues = 1 decalogue

2 monograms = 1 diagram

8 nickels = 2 paradigms

2 wharves = 1 paradox

100 Senators = not 1 decision

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

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New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a high school mathematics teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphing calculator. According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. It was later discovered that he taught the students to solve their problem with the help of radicals!

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