Window Alarms

We at Motorhome Fruitcakes are proud to announce our new range of Motorhome door and window alarms.

To complement your Fruitcakes Gas attack products we have produced a range of products that will further Thwart any attempts by those dodgy Johnny Foreigner crooks who are waiting round the corner at every Aire in France for you to fall into a drunken slumber so that they can attempt to gain entry into your motorhome to relieve you of your possessions and hard earned cash! 

These high quality* hand crafted** products fit easily onto each window with the “Sticky Fixers” supplied.   Simply attach to the window and run the steel wire down to the window latch (cotton thread on budget model).  Once the window is rived open the bell will sound thus alerting the entire Aire to your imminent peril*** and hopefully waking you from your slumber and deterring the would be thief!

We have four models for you to choose from. 

Super deluxe Window Alarm.  Just £199!!!! (each)

Budget window alarm. Just £49!! (each)

Decorative Pet Alarms.  Just £99!! (each, pet stickers included!)

To brighten up your van simply stick on one of the four pet transfer stickers.  Dog, Cat, Hamster or Turtle.

Amusing Joke I like Beer Alarm.  Just £49!! (each)

*99% tin, 1% Brass

**Hand crafted in China in a factory probably

***who will pretend to be asleep and bury themselves further under the duvet where they will definitely be safe.