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Motorhome Fruitcakes Forum

Welcome to Motorhomefruitcakes.  The site for motorhomers who have seriously lost the plot.

Tired of being picked on, ridiculed or being down trodden on the "proper" motorhome forums for not knowing the MAM, MIRO or G-SPOT of your motorhome? Sick of endless debates about A frames, Caravan Club or if the sodding weather will be any good in the Mosel Valley in June (Who the hell cares)?

Are you fed up with people talking about their latest gadget for the motorhome or having a go at you because you posted that video clip of the talking dog? (Again) when all you want to do is have a laugh, post puerile crap, schoolboy jokes and rude videos? YES? Then you have come to the right forum!

Motorhomefruitcakes is just that. The rules are simple. Its £50 a year to join paid by direct debit. The funnier you are or the more stupid or amusing the links you post the less you pay. Money will be credited to your account for the daftest contributions. If your rubbish or feel the urge to suddenly post a serious thread about fitting Gas Low bottles or Which Levelling blocks you might need then money will be automatically deducted from your account!

It works on a points system.  100 points equals £10.  For example if you manage to succesfully ruin a topic or take it completely off at a tangent in one page then that is worth 10 points in your favour.  If you succesfully manage to supply a member with completely incorrect GPS co-ordinates for an Aire which then results in them turning up at a campsite over 100 miles away then that qualifies for an immediate credit of 100 points!  If you manage to get them into a different country then its 500 points!

The rules will be explained in further depth once you join up and in due course as I make them up.

Motorhomefruitcakes for you?  Of course it is!  you know it makes sense.

Click here to Join the forum.  Its free!!