Where is this thing?

Where?

We will be doing IT at El Mas De La Casa Blanca.

They recently updated their entry in Google Maps ... This is where it actually is in Google Maps

Nearest airport?

It is Alicante (ALC), and takes ~1 hour to drive to the white house from there: http://g.co/maps/vbmrv

Approximate flight prices (2012-08-16, 2012-08-24) on 2012-03-31

• LHR-ALC £230
• CGN-ALC €300
• SFO-ALC $1500

Let us know if you need help with transportation.

And if you don't ... See Transportation info for details.

Is it pretty? ...or else we won't bother.

And this is what it looks like (which is jpa-acceptable and rest-of-the-world-AWESOME):

They have a brochure that is only available as a dead tree. There website has pretty pictures also: www.ElMasDeLaCasaBlanca.com

And the nearest city, Alcoy isn't too shabby (jp spends Christmas to Three Kings there):

I'm tired... where's my bed?

El Mas de la Casa Blanca has accommodations.

Maybe you want to stay for a few days and enjoy stuff.

Let the bride and groom know the dates of your stay so they can arrange for your accommodation.