Wake up.
You’re shriveled, old, smell bad, and can’t drive for shit. But you couldn’t care less, you’re living like a king. Nurses are at your every beck and call, you get to watch TV all day long and ALL of your meals are delivered breakfast-in-bed style. As the days go by, you become healthier, more agile. Before you know it, you’re released from the “palace”. You still suck at driving, but who cares?- you just cashed in your last social security check and bought a Corvette anyway. At least once a month, myriad children, grand children, and great grand children that you are responsible for making exist come to visit and hang out you. You spend your carefree retired lifestyle traveling, shopping, and pretty much doing whatever the fuck you want. Some 10 odd years go by, and you’re back in the rat race, working at a job you could do with your eyes shut. The parties are a tad lame, but you know they’re only bound to get better. You get as drunk as you want on a nice bottle of champagne and pass out at 10, knowing that everyone else is going to sleep at the same time and thus won’t bother you by being loud.
Days go by, hey!, you’re getting better and better looking. You’re losing your stretchmarks/cellulite/wrinkles/whatever else by the year. Before you know it you are no longer constrained by the dreary ties of marriage and you’re back on the market. Going out, dating, sleeping around, drinking til the sun comes up; whatever fits your fancy, you’re doin it! And with good reason, you only have a couple more years until you transition into the age of innocence: childhood. However, this proves to be an even more fulfilling period of life, as you are able to make friends who aren’t judgmental, won’t talk shit about you, and are always available for play dates! You encounter the blissful joys of childhood, things you never thought possible throughout your otherwise unimaginative life. Day by day, you become more and more pampered; things are literally handed to you on a silver platter. You spend your last days on Earth in a sauna-like atmosphere, warmed by an internal fire. The space around you grows larger and larger, and as you leave this Earth, you bow out with (literally) a bang and end as that
Perfect
Little (or not-so-little..)
Orgasm.
Good night.