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"I decline the title of Iron Cook, and accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Also it comes with double prize money." - Bender
Olympians,
Today (May 22nd) is a hallowed day. It's the tenth anniversary of the Table Tennis: I event, the first event of Our Olympics! Way back then we were able to hold a complete tournament with an eight person bracket in a friend's basement. Greg Nigon took the first gold. There have been many great events large and small, and I thank you all for being a part of them.
-Gustave
Best Sportsmanship Award Shaina Hasan for always participating with a smile and even competing when fasting
Al Peterson for winning the most decathlon events and athletics overall (6) Greatest Athlete
Most Dominant Arizonan Jimmy Kuhn for 4 golds, a silver, and a bronze in AZ events
Ben Harbst for his last place (of 7) finish in Archery, which he hosted Worst Host
Most Distinguished Artist Katrina Sexauer for one win and one silver in the arts
Luke Yarnall for competing in events in two states he didn’t live in Have Skills, Will Travel Award
King of Silver Award Chris Friedman for eight silver medals
Karen Hill for showing up to a sledding event in a speedsuit Most Serious Competitor Award
Most Dominant Omahan Wilson Holland for the best performance in NE
Sean Arnold for three wins in target sports King of Target Sports
Queen of Gymnastics Stasa Arnold for one win and one silver in gymnastics
Francois Haglund for the best performance in MT Most Dominant Montanan
Most Dominant Gamertag (Online/Anywhere Events) Dan Nigon-Kirgis for wins in chess and athletics plus a silver in the arts
Robert Pardikes for the best performance across events in Ecuador Most Dominant Ecuadorian
Best Manager Award Alex Siemers for being the only manager to win an Olympic event
Amy Springer for being undefeated in three swimming events Swimmingest Swimmer
Happy To Be Here (The Chris Friedman Award) Nicholas Johnston for the most events (3) without medaling
Nick Garvin for his four appearances that garnered four golds Still Undefeated Award
All Rounder Award Gustave Sexauer for having competed in the widest variety of sports
Hannah Dunn for her return in 2019 after last competing in 2010 Return from Longest Absence Award
Biggest Host Award Ben Schmidt for organizing and hosting a multi-day tournament, and offering some lodging
Wyll Everett for the best performance in VT Most Dominant Vermonter
Grey Medal Award Artski Sexauer for being the oldest to compete
Jennifer Sexauer for timing, scoring, and running the most events Good call, Ref! Award
King of Gold Greg Nigon for winning 12 gold medals.
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