June DC FULL MOON TRAIL
Hangover H3
Saturday, June 27th, 2026
$8.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 7:00pm
Pack away – 7:15pm
Theme:
OnlyFins Strawberry Full mOOn
Hare(s): Bumspringa, Preteen Protein, and Just Mark
Start:
Jones Point Park, underneath the Woodrow Wilson Bridge
Jones Point Dr, Alexandria, VA 23242
https://maps.app.goo.gl/PFWxjoEHFTYFpP6v7
Metro Accessibility:
King St metro (Blue/Yellow) is a little under 2 miles away, Huntington metro (yellow) is about 2.5 miles
D'Erections: Swim up stream to https://maps.app.goo.gl/PFWxjoEHFTYFpP6v7
Parking: There's big lot adjacent Woodrow Wilson bridge for Jones point Park. Park there.
Trail Length:
Runners: 5.69 miles
Walkers: 2.69 miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking):
Runners: 3.69
Walkers: 3.69
Dog Friendly: Yep
Stroller Friendly: Maybe?
On-After:
Cooper Mill
10 Duke St, Alexandria, VA 22314
More Info:
The adventures might feature migrating a salmon desperately attempting to spawn upstream with one another. Perhaps a predatory fish hook or two to lure you to the next catch. Nature is beautiful. Nature and hares can be cruel. Maybe they needs another beer or vodka to pass through their gills.
Expect a trail so good you'll be hooked from the start.
Rumors of a water crossing have been circulating through the pudjam like a whirlpool, but as every experienced fish knows, those stories may simply be a red herring.
Will you successfully navigate upstream?
Will you get caught in a net of false trails?
Will someone end up sleeping with the fishes?
Only one way to find out.
Bring your fins, bring your scales, bring your diver lamp, slap some fin, blow some bubbles, and bring your best fish puns.
ON-Day of swimming alone, Fin That-ON!
