Tour duh Hash 2026 --- Here we come!
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What is Tour duh Hash, you ask? It's your opportunity to hash with different kennels in the DC area! For the past 18 years, we've done a true "gathering of the clans" and visited every kennel day after day until we'd run them all. We learned some new songs, ran trails in places we'd never have seen otherwise, down-downed a lot of beers, and met a hell of a lot of new Hashers - many of whom we still see at Full Moons and other local and not-so-local hash events.
So check your calendars and plan your work schedules - take some time off so that you can hit all the kennels in 9 days, or as many of them as you can. Your liver may regret it, but you certainly won't! Can you add your name to the list of finishers?
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Tour duh Hash 2026
Year #19: Starting 6 - 6 - 26...what could go wrong?
Saturday, June 6
Mount Vernon (MVH3)
Time: 10:00am hares away; 10:15am hares away, 10:30 pack away
Start: Lorton VRE
8990 Lorton Station BLVD, Lorton VA 22079
Cost: $7
Hares: Vagina & Bumspringa
Saturday, June 6
Fredericksburg Urban (FUH3)
Time: 4:00pm
Start: Stafford VA
Cost: $6
Hares:
Sunday, June 7
Old Frederick (OFH3)
Time: 10:00am sign-in, 10:30am hares away, 10:45am pack away (hopefully)
Start: North Corner Lot of 5123 Pegasus Ct, Frederick, MD 21704
39°22'14.5"N 77°24'14.9"W
Cost: $6, virgins free
Hares: ICHY & PFT
On-After: Chilis
5100 Pegasus Ct, Frederick, MD 21704
Sunday, June 7
Hillbilly
Time: 4:00pm Show; 4:30pm Hares away; 4:45pm Pack Away
Start: Meredith's Good Luck Tavern, 6803 Michaels Mill Road, Buckeystown, MD 21717
Cost: $6, virgins free
Hares: FUCK and U2
Monday, June 8
Whitehouse (WH4)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Start: Huntington Metro
Cost: $11
Distance: TBD
Hares: Dyke Tyson and friends
Shiggy: nope
Tuesday, June 9
So Happy it's Tuesday (SH*T)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Wednesday, June 10
Over the Hump (OTH)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Start: Springfield metro
Hares: Brokehip, Bear, Sex Cadet, and DOA
Thursday, June 11
Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Friday, June 12
Charm City (CCH3)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Start: Canton Waterfront Park
3001 Boston Street, Baltimore, MD 21224
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xCR6VhwnfNHUJi4h8
Cost: $11
Hares: G-Spotify, Facial Profiling, MoreMen Pukes Tonight, and Cum Scene Investigator
Trail Notes:
Trail is A-A
Walkers: ~3mi / Runners ~5mi
Shiggy: 1-2/5
Dogs? If your dog can handle ruff terrain, sure. Strollers? No
Bring: vessel, cranium lamp, and your will to live (for all you TdH attempters)
Saturday, June 13
SMUTTy Crab
Time: 10:30am Show; 10:45am Hares Away; 11:00am Go
Start: 12025 Trade Zone Ct, Waldorf, MD 20601
Cost: $10
Distance: 2ish for walkers, 3.5 for runners
Hare: Scuba plus a mystery hare
Shiggy: yes, for both trails. Moderate, not terrible. No water.
Saturday, June 13
Harriettes & Harriers (DCH4)
Time: 4:00pm
Sunday, June 14
Hangover
Time: 10:00am hares away; 10:15am pack away
Sunday, June 14
Baltimore Annapolis (BAH3)
Time: 4:00pm
Start: TBD
Cost: $7
Hares: Beettlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beettlejizz, Read Between the Slime, How I Met My Brother, and Captain Jack Swallows
