Tour duh Hash 2026 --- Here we come!
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What is Tour duh Hash, you ask? It's your opportunity to hash with different kennels in the DC area! For the past 18 years, we've done a true "gathering of the clans" and visited every kennel day after day until we'd run them all. We learned some new songs, ran trails in places we'd never have seen otherwise, down-downed a lot of beers, and met a hell of a lot of new Hashers - many of whom we still see at Full Moons and other local and not-so-local hash events.
So check your calendars and plan your work schedules - take some time off so that you can hit all the kennels in 9 days, or as many of them as you can. Your liver may regret it, but you certainly won't! Can you add your name to the list of finishers?
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Tour duh Hash 2026
Year #19: Starting 6 - 6 - 26...what could go wrong?
Saturday, June 6
Mount Vernon (MVH3)
Time: 10:00am hares away; 10:15am hares away, 10:30 pack away
Start: Lorton VRE
8990 Lorton Station BLVD, Lorton VA 22079
Cost: $7
Hares: Vagina & Bumspringa
Saturday, June 6
Fredericksburg Urban (FUH3)
Time: 4:00pm
Start: Mott's Run Reservoir Recreation Area, Fredericksburg, VA
Cost: $6
Hares: F5, NYPD
Sunday, June 7
Old Frederick (OFH3)
Time: 10:00am sign-in, 10:30am hares away, 10:45am pack away (hopefully)
Where: Corner Lot of 5123 Pegasus Ct, Frederick, MD 21704
Cost: $6 cash, virgins free
Distances: 3.5-4ish miles (all one trail)
Shiggy rating (1-10): 4, Ticks and PI are definite. Some pavement. Some trail. Some off trail. Maybe some water to get your ankles wet.
On-After: Chilis
5100 Pegasus Ct, Frederick, MD 21704
Sunday, June 7
Hillbilly - "Our best trail of the year"
Time: 4:00pm Show; 4:30pm Hares away; 4:45pm Pack Away
Start: Ballenger Creek Park, 39.38199° N, 77.44993° W
Cost: $5, virgins free
Hares: FUCK and U2
Prelube: Prospect Point Brewing, 5500a Jefferson Pike, Frederick, MD 21703
Trail Description: Water, fields, cows, mud, booze, trails, abandoned buildings, danger, and 50 of your closest friends! 2 shots and 2 beers
Trail Theme: Crop Tops!
Distances: Turkey 4ish and Eagle 6ish
Shiggy Rating: 6.9! You will get wet! Bring extra clothes and shoes and don’t forget your shiggy socks!!!
Stroller friendly: no
Dog friendly: no
Trail Type: A to A
Monday, June 8
Whitehouse (WH4)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Start: Mount Eagle Park back parking lot
Huntington Park Dr, Alexandria, VA 22303
Cost: $11
Distance: Runners 3.5, Walkers 2.25
Hares: Dyke Tyson and friends
Shiggy: nope
Trail is A-A, dogs welcome.
Tuesday, June 9
So Happy it's Tuesday (SH*T)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Start: behind 46020 Manekin Plz, Sterling, VA 20166
Cost: $5
Distance: TBD
Wednesday, June 10
Over the Hump (OTH)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Start: Springfield Mall, Park on the 5th floor of the mall parking garage. Circle will start on the (6)66th floor.
Cost: $6
Hares: Brokehip, Bear, Sex Cadet, and DOA
Trail: A-A'; bring cranium lamp and dry shoes
Thursday, June 11
Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away
Start: Pentagon Ciy Metro
Cost: $11
Hares: Cuntry Fried Seamen, Screeching Eargasm, Lays Trails Not Wives, Tumey McBoatFace, HaCum on My Ta-Tas, Ms Nuttersworth, Lickthyologist, Chuck Fuck, Seedless Asian Man (so like, the whole kennel apparently)
Trail Notes: EWH3 Presents the Everybody LGBTQ trail
Runners - less than 5 miles
Walkers - under 2.5
Shiggy .69
Friday, June 12
Charm City (CCH3)
Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:45pm circle; 8pm pack away
Start: Canton Waterfront Park
3001 Boston Street, Baltimore, MD 21224
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xCR6VhwnfNHUJi4h8
Cost: $11
Hares: G-Spotify, Facial Profiling, MoreMen Pukes Tonight, and Cum Scene Investigator
Trail Notes:
Trail is A-A
Walkers: ~3mi /
Runners ~5mi
Shiggy: 1-2/5
Dogs? If your dog can handle ruff terrain, sure. Strollers? No
Bring: vessel, cranium lamp, and your will to live (for all you TdH attempters)
Saturday, June 13
SMUTTy Crab
Time: 10:30am Show; 10:45am Hares Away; 11:00am Go
Start: 12025 Trade Zone Ct, Waldorf, MD 20601
Cost: $10
Distance: 2ish for walkers, 3.5 for runners
Hare: Scuba plus a mystery hare
Shiggy: yes, for both trails. Moderate, not terrible. No water.
Saturday, June 13
Harriettes & Harriers (DCH4)
Time: 4:00pm
Start: TBD
Cost: $8
Hares: Hares: Princess Jizzmine, Blinded by the Spooge, PITA
Start: Park in Branch Ave Metro (38.82660995778677, -76.9157443867748). or Map Link HERE
Walk to start at end of Brittania Way (38.825450238945606, -76.91684945689389).
Trail Notes:
Runners - 3.69 miles, mostly pavement
Walkers - 1.69, pavement
Sunday, June 14
Hangover
Time: 10:00am hares away; 10:15am pack away
Start: TBD
Cost: $8
Hares:Straight in the Navy
Start: Arena Plaza Shopping Center
8503 Landover Rd, Landover, MD 20785
Trail deets still being finalized..but this definitely start/end.
Eagle 6.25 miles
Turkey 5.25 miles
Penguin 3.5 miles
Sunday, June 14
Baltimore Annapolis (BAH3)
Time: 3:00pm, 3:30 Pack Away
Start: 6460 Capitol Drive Greenbelt, MD 20770
38.99777630269029, -76.89445460527774
Cost: $9
Hares: Beettlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beettlejizz, Read Between the Slime, How I Met My Brother, and Captain Jack Swallows
Trail Notes: **** Bring a Cranium lamp**** "The there will be blood trail " - shiggy socks (or pants) recommended
Pre-lube (at TGI Fridays) Before 2 pm.
Note: park in spots that do not say reserved, we have permission for the back lot above the Friday's
Runners: 5.7 miles ish
Walkers: 3.7 miles ish
>>Portable Illumination required!<<
Tough Dog Friendly. Leash needed near pavement.
2nd set of footwear (clean/dry) desirable
PI and nasty wildlife observed while scouting
On After: TGI Fridays
