DC Tour duh Hash (TDH)

What is Tour duh Hash, you ask? It's your opportunity to hash with different kennels in the DC area! For the past 15ish years, we've done a true "gathering of the clans" and visited every kennel day after day until we'd run them all. We learned some new songs, ran trails in places we'd never have seen otherwise, down-downed a lot of beers, and met a hell of a lot of new Hashers - many of whom we still see at Full Moons and other local and not-so-local hash events. 

So check your calendars and plan your work schedules - take some time off so that you can hit all the kennels in 9 days, or as many of them as you can. Your liver may regret it, but you certainly won't! Can you add your name to the list of finishers?

2023 Tour duh Hash

Tour duh Hash 2023

We had a great showing this year for Tour duh Hash! We got to see many new faces. There were many who completed the Tour for the first time this year. We even had hashers make the trek all the way from Florida to finish this year!

Here are your 2023 Tour duh Hash Finishers

Uppercunt

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

Preteen Protein

Fire in the Hole

Hollaback Boy

Put It in My Mouth Bitch

Beaver Receiver

F.U.C.K.

Ginger Ninja

Knocked Up

Tramp Sub Stantiation

Elementary My Dear Twatson

Wookin' Pa Nub

Liar Liar Vagina on Fire

Cocko Bel Grande

Jackoff Lantern

No Name N'Yet

And How's Her Bush

Spewart Little

French Toasted

Trail Recaps:

Friday Night, June 2, 7 PM - Beltway Bob and AARrrrrH3 are hosting a special prelube trail

Beltway Bob and AARrrrH3 eased us into TdH with a short pavement trail and plenty of catching up with friends from around PUDJAM. 

Saturday Morning, June 3, 10 AM - Mount Vernon H3

Start Location - Dunn Loring Metro Garage (top level), 2700 Gallows Rd, Vienna, VA 22180

MVH3 gave us about half shiggy, half pavement in Vienna. Plenty of pizza and food was provided to fuel us for the afternoon trail.

22 finishers

5 miles

Saturday Afternoon, June 3, 3 PM - DCH4

Start Location - Parking garage over I-66 behind Washington-Liberty High School,  1301 N Stafford St, Arlington, VA 22201

DCH4 laid out a pavement pounder through Arlington with several slides for entertainment.

22 finishers

5.6 miles

Total TdH miles - 10.6

Sunday Morning, June 4, 10 AM - Old Frederick H3

Start Location -  Behind Hangry Joe's, 524 E Market St, Leesburg, VA 20176

OFH3 led us through an urban tour of Leesburg. There were plenty of ladies and mens checks along the way. Polish Face Polish dropped out of the TdH, but Ginger Ninja took his place and brought the total finishers back up to 22.

22 finishers

3.5 miles

Total TdH miles - 14.1

Sunday Afternoon, June 4, 3 PM - Hillbilly H3

Start Location - Behind Hangry Joe's, 524 E Market St, Leesburg, VA 20176

Hillbilly provided the shiggiest trail so far this year in Leesburg.

22 finishers

4 miles

Total TdH miles - 18.1

Monday Night, June 5, 7 PM - White House H3

Start Location - Morgan Blvd Metro,  300 Garrett A Morgan Blvd, Greater Landover, MD 20785

We went bananas for WH4's TdH trail this year. There was pleasant shiggy and strong banana liquor.

22 finishers

4.1 miles

Total TdH miles - 22.2

Tuesday Night - June 6, 7 PM - So Happy It's Tuesday H3

Start Location - 22365 Broderick Dr, Sterling, VA 20166

Sh!t gave us plenty of shiggy and water in Sterling, VA. A spool, or a wheel, or whatever it was rolled down the creek. Long runners completing the TdH passed the Marathon Mark.

22 finishers

5.8 miles

Total TdH miles - 28

Wednesday Night, June 7, 7 PM - Over the Hump H3

Start Location - End of Cockpit Point Rd, Dumfries, VA 

Many wankers braved the smoke from Canada to run a trail in Dumfries, VA, even if it was shortened by a Ranger. There was plenty of woods, hills, and mud. We lost a couple finishers last night, but Nub joined the pack.

21 finishers

2.4 miles

Total TdH miles - 30.4

Thursday Night, June 8, 7 PM - Everyday is Wednesday H3

Start Location - Dupont Circle, Washington DC

Everyday is Wednesday "ran" us on the shortest trail of the year due to the poor air quality. The Canadian wildfires cut this one short to only 0.4 miles. At only $1, it's also the cheapest trail of the year. Somehow, the hares still managed to fit the most stairs on their trail to date. One more finisher dropped out.

20 finishers

0.4 miles

Total TdH miles - 30.8

Friday Night, June 9, 8 PM - Charm City H3

Start Location - Francis Scott Key Elementary/Middle School baseball diamond, 1425 East Fort Ave, Baltimore, MD 21230

Charm City put us through their version of urban shiggy, railroad tracks, hills, and alleys. It was the longest trail of the year so far at 6.3 miles.

20 finishers

6.3 miles

Total TdH miles - 37.1

Saturday Morning, June 10, 10 AM - Smutty Crab H3

Start Location - Chapel Point State Park, Chapel Point Rd, Port Tobacco, MD

SMUTTy Crab H3 currently holds the Gispert Cup for trail of the year last year! It appears that they have it locked up in Tiny Two Stroke's basement. Will they retain the cup by getting voted Trail of the Year this year? We visited a cemetery named for the patron saint of hashers, St. Ignatius.

20 finishers

2.6 miles

Total TdH miles - 39.7

Saturday Afternoon, June 10, 4 PM - Fredericksburg Urban(ish) H3

Start Location - Staffordboro Commuter Lot, 163 Staffordboro Blvd, Stafford, VA 22556

Fredericksburg Urban(ish) H3 reminded us why the (ish) is in their name in Stafford. An ice cream man showed up at end circle. It was a welcome sight.

20 finishers

2.9 miles

Total TdH miles - 43.6

Sunday Morning, June 11, 10 AM - Hangover H3

Start Location - Potomac Yard Metro, Alexandria, VA

Hangover's trail ran us around the new Amazon campus in Arlington, VA. We went through the Dainger Zone on Daingerfield Island. Those that took a left at the whichy way had to cut through the thickest shiggy of the week.

20 finishers

5.5 miles

Total TdH miles - 49.1

Sunday Afternoon, June 11, 3 PM - Baltimore-Annapolis H3

Start Location - Tucker Road Ice Rink, 1770 Tucker Rd, Ft Washington, MD 20744

GPS brought the shiggy for the second time this week for Baltimore-Annapolis. Eagles had to take a leap of faith. There was a monster of a hill to climb, but the beer and the views made it worth the effort.

20 finishers

5.8 miles

Total TdH miles - 54.9

See you next year!