Note the date change!!

See you all August 21-30, 2020*!!


*NOTE: Tentative dates/kennel schedule. Kennels might trade around their days, and this is all pending the various State re-opening restrictions.

Updates will be posted as we figure all this sh*t out ourselves

What is Tour duh Hash, you ask? It's your opportunity to hash with different kennels in the DC area! For the past 11 years, we've done a true "gathering of the clans" and visited every kennel day after day until we'd run them all. We learned some new songs, ran trails in places we'd never have seen otherwise, down-downed a lot of beers, and met a hell of a lot of new Hashers - many of whom we still see at Full Moons and other local and not-so-local hash events.

So check your calendars and plan your work schedules - take some time off so that you can hit all 13 kennels in 9 days, or as many of them as you can. Your liver may regret it, but you certainly won't! Can you add your name to the list of finishers?


2019 DC Tour duh Hash

(See each Kennel's website for specific details on shiggy levels, trail lengths, stroller/dog friendliness, special details, and more!)

Here is what 23 hashers completed:

Fri. 31 May - Beltway Bob's

Location: Dew Drop Inn, 2801 8th St NE, Washington, DC 20017

Sat. 1 June - 10 am Mount Vernon (MVH3)

Hares: Parents Weakend, Doctor Cockulus

Start: West Falls Church Parking garage, top floor

How Much: $6 cash

Check in 9:45am, hares away 10am, and walking at 10:12am

Planned on-after: DCH4

Sat. 1 June - 3pm DC Hash House Harriettes and Harriers (DCH4)

Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker, FeyLAY!!, IE Schmegg

Start: Colmar Manor Community Park

How much: $6 cash or credit

Check in 3pm, pack away

On-After: DC Brau - 3178-B Bladensburg Rd NE Washington, DC 20018

Sun. 2 June - 10am Old Frederick H3

Hare: Verbal Diarrhea, Enter-thighs Rent-a-whore

Start: Salt Box Park

How Much: $6 cash

Check in 10am and pack away at 10:30am

On-After: CCH3

Sun. 2 June - 3:30pm Charm City (CCH3)

Hare: Paint the Goat, Choosy Moms

Start: I70 and Security Boulevard Park & Ride

How much: $6 cash

Check in 3pm, pack away 3:30pm


Mon. 3 June - 6:30 pm Whitehouse (WH4)

Hare: Muffin Man, and friends

Start: DuPont Circle, Washington DC

How much: $6 cash

Check in 6:30pm, pack away 7pm

On-After: TBD

Tue. 4 June - 6:30 pm So Happy Its Tuesday (SHIT H3)

Hare: Dixie Queen, Lumberscat, P.ENNIS

Start: 1508A Sadlers Wells Drive, Herndon, VA

Check in 6:30pm, pack away 7pm

How much: $5 cash only

On after: Private residence, food provided

Wed. 5 June - 7 pm Over The Hump (OTH4)

Hare: TBOS, No Time to Wipe, Dildo Baggins, and Don't Throw Mamma from the Threesome

Start: Lorton VRE Station parking lot - behind Walsh Dental Care

Check in: 7pm

How much: $7 cash

On after: Food and beverages provided

Thur. 6 June - 6:45 pm Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)

Hare: Wait, Wait, Don't Fuck Me

Start: Foggy Bottom Metro then follow marks towards Washington Circle

Check in/hares away at 6:45 and pack away at 7:15pm

How Much: $7 cash, $7.20 credit card

On-after: Recessions

Fri. 7 June - 7 pm Fredericksburg Urban (FUH3)

Hare: Grape Gape, TuTu

Start: I-95 Commuter Lot, Exit 143, Stafford, VA

Check in 7pm

How Much: $5 cash only

On-after: Pancho Villas

Sat. 8 June - 10am Red Tent H3

Hare: IUD Me, Cup Dispenser, Math Sucks Lets F*ck

Start: Potomac Landing Elementary School, Fort Washington, MD

Check in 10am, pack away 10:30

How Much: $7 cash and credit

On-after: Grille No. 13

Sat. 8 June - Time 3pm - SMUTTy Crab H3

Hare: Just Fakin' It, Bourbon Street Bitch

Start: AMC Lowes Cineplex Theater, 11115 Mall Circle, ,Waldorf, MD

Check in 3pm, pack away 3:30

How Much: $5 cash

On-after: Babes Boys Tavern

Sun. 9 June - 10 am Hangover (H4)

Hare: Straight in the Navy, French Toasted, Unleash the Furry, Whales Vagina

Start: High Ridge Park - 10100 Superior Ave, Laurel, MD 20723

Check in: 9:45, Hares Away: 10am. Pack away: 10:15

How Much: $6 cash

Bring own vessel for Pre-lube @ start!

Planned brunch: Mad Cow Grill, 310 Domer Ave, Laurel, MD 20707

Sun. 9 June - 3 pm Baltimore Annapolis (BAH3)

Hare: BeetleJizz, BeetleJizz, BeetleJizz, Any Cock'll Do Me, Gunna Probably Spew

Start: 5801 University Research Ct, Riverdale, MD 20740

Check in 3pm, pack away 3:30

How Much: $6 cash

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