Variations on Jane Austen





It is a truth, reality or fact that a single, sole, lone, solitary, unmarried, free, unattached, unwed, partnerless or spouseless man, fellow, guy, gentleman, bloke, chap, geezer or adult male in possession, ownership, control, custody or proprietorship of a good, excellent, great or fine fortune or large sum of money should be in want or need of a wife, spouse, woman, partner, mate, squeeze, bride, old lady, little woman, better half, significant other or helpmeet.