Scott Stoller

S c o t t   S t o l l e r

Essential Sonnet

Feel that tingling in your arms? 

A warlock put a spell on this.

It wasn't supposed to be called "Essential",

but the brainiacs upstairs picked their favorite word, 

as in it's essential you don't put your great aunt Sally's

action figures in the aquarium.

Sounds good in theory, but look ...

So yeah, this is shorter than normal,

but shorter is better. Want proof? 

Who doesn't want a singing panda telegram?

That's right, short is killing it right now.

Don't let 'em ruin awesome. 

Feel free to call this "XXX", or "Magnetic Desire"

or "Lion With A Jet Pack".

composed of lines from Vitamin Water bottles

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