Here's a test of bravery after 40 years. Send us a recent photograph of yourself for publication on this page!
This is the wind up page, your chance to extract the urine.
Any comments (Subject to editorial discretion) will be pasted beneath the appropriate photo.
Go on, fill yer boots, better still, send one of yourself!
David Colbert is the first man to step forward. Well done David. Who's next?
David Colbert - June 2009
Well, actually, it's me. I thought I'd better show willing.
My grandson Joshua taken in 2016
Next up. it's Roddy!
Nice one Roddy
Here's Don.
You look different without a hat perched on the back of your head Don.
And Steve
Steve and son, Jason.
How did you get permission for a "full set" Steve?
Welcome Malky
Malky and son, Tony Blease
Mr Permanent KD, Mike (Taff) Evans
Good weather, a fine looking family, and with sand like that, the beach must be brilliant!
Another Ex-Pat enjoying the sun Down Under. It's Stuart (Stan) Holloway.
What's with all the hair then? You're supposed to have at least gone grey by now.
In spite of that though, the good looking lady looks far too young for you!
Steve Fraser enjoying an autumn in sunny Scotland
Looks good Steve.
John Robson starting his retirement in Sardinia
That's the best thing to do when you've gone "full term" John.
Jim Colclough enjoying a quiet and beautiful part of Scotland
Sit down Jim, you're spoiling the view!
Bill Preston at the seaside.
You get a much better class of hooligan when they're Halton trained
Two photos of Gordon Sinclair. Well done Gordon.
Waiting to go into dinner at sister-in-law's ...
Enjoying a spot of tiffin before the staff clear things away
Gordon's been having us on! Now, here's the real truth.
That's more like it Gordon.
It's reassuring to know that you have, in fact, aged like the rest of us and are not some sort of ex-RAF Peter Pan.