Lunch Bin Monster Resistance Created

Lunch Bin Resistance Created to Prevent Lake Bluff Dangers and Hazards

By Amos

(Note: This investigation began with this unusual event and continued here and then here.)

It is March 18, 2022.

I met seven more people who saw the same strange things this week. Digesteat Yumeat DeVour saw something out of the ordinary, or rather, heard something out of the ordinary. Just as they were going past the basement staircase, they heard English words. Someone said, "First we take down Lake Bluff, devour it, then we eat Atwater, then all the other schools. Then, we devour Shorewood, after that, we devour Milwaukee and Milwaukee metropolitan. Then we devour all the other cities next to it. Then we devour the lower half of Wisconsin, then the upper half. Then we move to Michigan, moving in that direction, then we go down, and then move the other way. Then, you come in and get Mexico while I get the lower half of Canada and then the higher half, including Alaska. Then, a shortcut to the Antarctic and getting revenge on your enemy, hiding in an iceberg, however, it starts with Lake Bluff, it has the blue peak of the iceberg, preserved in a freezer room."

That made us want to group together to solve this issue. We made this resistance called the Bureau of Lake Bluff Danger Affairs (BLBDA or just the Lake Bluff Extraordinary Cops). This Bureau solves any dangerous issues considering any magic or weird extraordinary creatures. We are open for recruits during breaks at school and after school. Though, it seems all the seven people only show up on either Fridays or Thursdays, and sometimes they don’t come at all.

However, our first major meeting will be one April 1, 2022. Please tune in for any news, however, for non recruits, non cadets or non officers (technically, non members), here is my advice. Eat hot lunch or eat cold lunch as fast as you can. If you see slimy looking tentacles or any cockroach looking things or dragons or invisible red beady-eyed dogs or panels, run away from that place and report it. We just classified this threat Level 28 or possibly even level 31. The Lake Bluff Monster is now called the LBM or just call them Greg. Also, see it, report it.