More Information about Lunch Bin Monster

More Info About Lunch Bin Monster Discovered

(Note: This investigation began with this unusual event and continued here.)

by Amos

Today, Mar 14, 2022, I saw someone looking into the same basement entry I did. I said, "Greetings. What brings you here!"

They told me that they were going to the bathroom from the lunchroom and greeted me. Then they told me that they were glad that they were leaving this school to go to a school in Douglas, Wisconsin because they thought they saw a dragon breathing fire and they were scared.

“I saw a dragon as I came up the stairs, so I came to investigate it and the dragon started breathing fire at me, so I went out of the way. The next time I checked the basement, it was as if nothing happened at all,” said Charlie Enchaniero (they told me their name after I told them mine, however, they refused to share their grade and class). Charlie Enchantiero had black hair, blue eyes, pale skin and wore black. They were about as high as my shoulder, without their hair. They were kind of like me, except for their height, blue eyes, black hair and black clothes. “I also saw some creepy red bead eyed tentacle monster with green slimy not very transparent gel with lots of little cockroach looking things (it seemed that that was what they were) with red beady eyes around them, as if they were their leader. They must be the monster’s militia or something to help them devour Lake Bluff.”

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Obviously, the Lunch Bin Monster is not trying to devour Lake Bluff by themselves. For example, could you eat a one foot high cake with a radius of 6 inches all by yourself? Of course not. (By the way, the radius of a circle is the length of the center to the side).

I also found this other person, they were looking in the gym through the doors. They said that they were going past the gym after going to the bathroom, however, they thought they saw a panel in the gym open and heard footsteps in the gym. Things also moved by themselves, as if there was an invisible person. Then, a dog that looked cute came out of the blue, but then, the person saw that dog had fight wounds and red beady eyes. "I saw the dog go into the hole and the panel close, as if there was an invisible dog that went into the floor of the gym, as if it was a dream, but I don’t think I am dreaming it," said Nick Zentroodle (they told me their name during our greeting).

"This is the second time I am seeing that weird gym panel. This is bizarre, unworldly, alien," said Nick. "Weird." They said they were going to Michigan and used Lake Bluff as a "temporary school" for two weeks.

What was that weird gym panel that Nick talked about? What were those little cockroach creatures that Charlie mentioned? I will investigate that and report it ASAP. Just remember, if you see something weird, report it.