Lunch Bin Monster Investigation

Act from Lunch Bin Monster Ignites Declaration of LB War I

It is March 7th, 2022, possibly 3-4 days from the discovery of The Lunch Bin Monster.

Just as I was going to the bathroom after going back into Lake Bluff, at 4:14, March 7th, I saw something on the exterior walls of Lake Bluff Elementary School. It was Swedish language handwriting. From my lesson from a book, long ago, probably when I was 10 years old (I read it at home), I forgot its name, "The Something Something Something of Sweden". Anyway, that Swedish book said (please note that this the the truth and only the truth (why would I lie to Lake Bluff Students?)),¨Bricks, cement, wood, I like it. I'll devour a place with a lot of bricks, cement and wood. Master, I will devour Lake Bluff; it has a lot of bricks, cement and wood." This seemed to be written in pizza sauce or something like that.

Anyway, this monster obviously has a master and is planning to eat Lake Bluff. We must act NOW! Therefore, a declaration of war against the Lunch Box Monster has ignited.

If you see any eight beady red eyes or some suspicious looking darkness that could have slimy tentacles, tell ANYONE! This is important, this is no joke.

Speaking about beady red eyes, I saw eight beady eyes from a hole in the same staircase when I went back into the school (I wanted to go to my classroom's bathroom), at 4:21, March 7th. They were looking at a light that was flickering. The monster obviously had…what do you call it?...Electrokinesis, right. Anyway, this monster obviously has electrokinesis.

I also heard the same noise the Lunch Box Monster makes coming from the basement next to the cafeteria. So I went down the staircase to the lunch room and turned toward the basement. Then I ran up the staircase and stopped. I saw something that would give me nightmares. The monster turned the basement into a dungeon. I also saw a few dragon-like structures that looked like real statues. They did not move. Then, I looked back. The basement looked like a normal basement. Then, I realized what happened. The dragon statues made us think the basement is a normal basement. I surprised them. They saw me and made me think the basement was a normal basement.

I will investigate and report more ASAP. Just remember, See It. Report It.