Lunch Box Monster Update

FBI Agent Amos B. Has a Mission to Defeat the Lunch Box Monster and Destroy the Evil Lunch Box Monster's Headquarters

and More Info About the Lunch Box Monster

by Amos

As I was walking down the hall, looking for my lunch box that the Lunch Box Monster stole from me again, I saw a tentacle of the Lunch Box Monster. It had sharp big spiky things the size of scissors. There were also bumps that seemed to launch detergent. There was also a slimy green gooey liquid on the tentacle.

A piece of paper fell on a puddle of goo. I tried to pick it up, but the slime seemed to be like glue. Out of a bump in the tentacle, there was a lot of light that blinded me and then I saw that the tentacle was gone. Then, someone who awfully looked like me turned around the corner.

I said, "Is that a tentacle of the Lunch Box Monster?"

He said in a voice that sounded like my voice, "I believe it is. I am working on defeating the Lunch Box Monster. I am FBI Agent Amos B-"

I interrupted, "That is my name, too!- Wait, you work for the FBI!"

"Yes. I believe I am the only agent who is working on this because all the other agents can't see the Lunch box monster."

Then, out of curiosity, I asked, "Do you know what the Lunch Box Monster looks like? We would really like to hear from a professional who know all about the Lunch box Monster."

"First of all, I am not a professional, I am just learning to be an FBI agent. Second of all, this is how the Lunch Box Monster looks like." He held a paper that showed the Lunch box monster. There was a dark red circle with…10 tentacles in which there were about… 50 sharp spikes that seemed like little spears jutting out of each tentacle. There was also a bump on each tentacle that seemed to be the bump that blinded people so the Lunch Box Monster could disappear. There were also…11 light red beady eyes. There was also a smug smile with fangs, and there was a nose and a tail, but I don't believe I could describe it. There were also various other features on one ginormous leg the Lunch Box Monster had. They also had black hair that dripped down just like Frankenstein hair dripped down, but it barely covered the eyes. The monster looked ghastly.

Amos said,I believe that this monster is powered by humanoid and chemical power that comes from us and our lunch boxes. I believe that it replicates the lunch boxes, while for us, it just wants to lessen the amount of us when they-sorry, if they-sorry when they think they will devour the school. I believe that they can't just eat us or our lunch boxes just as it is. I believe that we or our lunch boxes get processed in their mill or factory or something which, I believe, is in their headquarters, which I just destroyed. I also believe that this monstrosity wants to eat someone certain to eliminate them."

Then, I said, "Thank you for this information. Do you advise anything regarding this hazard?"

"See it, report it."