I Ayriona Maikrzek of air headed mind and gassy body will the following;
To Mrs. Evans, I leave my sense of humor because her bad jokes of the day are so awful I hate to have others in pain from hearing her terrible jokes.Â
To Dylan, I leave my ability to use a hammer because I'm tired of seeing him get hurt because he doesn't know how to use one.
To skinny Joe, I leave my sarcasm because he is so god awful at being sarcastic, it pains me.