The class of 2026 class reunion will be taking place at Sherwood on the Hill in Gagetown. 

Ayriona has become an old transgender fat and balding man who spends all their time fishing, is now named Joe Jr., and lives underwater. They have no car but owns a lawn mower that they ride when they have to go anywhere and refuses to go into public without a bucket hat. They have hippy glasses and is always faking their country deep voice because they cannot afford testosterone.  Their outfit consists of cargo shorts, knee high rainboots, and they are shirtless (except for a hiking vest with 16 pockets exactly). They also have a little rat dog named Lida Beda Boda Butt.  Joe Jr. (Ayriona) is the first to show up because they don't have anything else to do as they ran out of bait. They're waiting by their self and is already five beers deep waiting outside while working on their lawn mower. They're also mysteriously on the phone. 

Aubrey went to college for nursing but dropped out and is now working at a Hot Topic. She has a collar on with spikes, her hair is black and the style is a skillet with no teeth and no nails.  Aubrey has gauges in her lips and had them in her ear but one has torn and she has multiple face tattoos including mom on her forehead and a teardrop along with an infected arm sleeve. She also has a septum piercing she has stretched to be 0 gauges. She also has an online boyfriend who is coincidentally named Joe Jr. that loves fishing, but until today they have yet to meet in person. She is next to show up as she just got off her shift at Hot Topic and was dropped off by the transit bus and has wired headphones where she is on the phone but hangs up, saying “Love you hunny bunches” and the person on the other side meows back in response. Aubrey is actually the first one into Sherwood and a few minutes later Joe Jr. is now off the phone and struggles to get into Sherwood as the door is a pull but he is pushing for 2 minutes until Étan (Ethan) arrives. 

Ethan is now a chef who changed his name to Étan and only serves burnt food and talks with a fake french accent and a handlebar mustache. Étan now has hair that is 24 inches long and curls it every day and only listens to the Disney soundtracks, specifically the soundtrack from Ratatouille and has a family of mice in his restaurant who also work for him. The mice are also his main source of transportation. His mice carry him on their back and open the door for Joe jr. and Étan. Étan carries with him a plate of burnt bread and butter. 

The 3 of them are sitting at a table together mingling. They are impatiently waiting on McKenzie. She finished her degree in teaching, barely passing, and now is obsessed with anime.  She is obsessed with the kids she teaches, and is in trouble with her principal for posting their photos online.  She dresses in an anime outfit with a wig and often wears contacts to change her eye color.  Her classroom has the theme of Japanese anime after she found out she was 1% Japanese. To get to and from school she drives a Nissan Cube and is on the verge of being fired for skipping school to go to anime conventions. The group now finds out she is late because sold her Nissan Cube for an Ice cream truck to help her form bonds with more children, and she now arrives with a line of children behind her truck steping out in a cosplay of Naruto. She takes a picture with the children then shoos them away and heads inside. Étan is going around hugging everyone as he is touch deprived because he only has mice near him.  He is trying to talk to the others but because of his heavily fake accent nobody knows what he is talking about. McKenzie is intensely staring at the burnt bread, not wanting to eat it as she hates the taste of burnt things, but is determined to get it over so she just sucks it up and eats it. After someone took a bite, Joe Jr. went absolutely crazy for the bread and demolished it, he scrambles to scoop up the bread crumbs and stuffs them into one of his pockets to use for a fishing trip later. Aubrey is looking very disgusted as Joe Jr. eats all this repulsive looking bread. He catches her staring and wipes his hands off on his vest and moves to shake Aubrey's hand, but in disgust she pulls away and tells him “I have a boyfriend.” McKenzie can sense the awkwardness and says “Hey! No need to be hostile!” and does a very weird anime motion. She is trying to cheer everyone up. Étan is starting to realize he kind of likes it and is asking what that is. She shows him a TikTok of her in an anime cosplay. He is starting to be interested in it and says he's always liked the idea of anime but was always too embarrassed to tell anyone. His mice are also into anime and are also making anime hand motions. Étan and McKenzie are bonding over anime, so they decided to leave Joe Jr. and Aubrey alone. Aubrey continues telling Joe Jr. to step away from her because she has a boyfriend, but Joe Jr. asks who her boyfriend is, so she pulls out her phone showing him a picture of a gorgeous man. Joe Jr. realizes that the picture is his catfish account he created and decides he should come clean and tell her the truth. Aubrey freaks out and punches Joe Jr. and leaves. He is very sad and decides to drown his sorrows with food. While Étan is distracted with McKenzie, Joe Jr. steals a mouse and decides he wants to kill it and eat it. Étan sees this and starts to freak out grabbing all his mice and as he is running out the door he calls out to McKenzie that they will see each other soon. McKenzie leaves soon after that because Joe Jr. freaks her out.  Joe Jr. ends the night drowning his sorrows in beer.