Here's some cool shit I have found out. It might help you. It might not.
When you've scoured the internet for hours, and FINALLY crack that stupid problem (that may or may not have a stupid solution) Sometimes it's nice to share. That's the plan here.

I have the artistic talent of a beetroot, so this site - she won't be pretty. I'm no web designer, so it's also kind of an experiment in what anyone can do. I'm also rather lazy - So everything will be done with minimum effort. Tied into this- it may never be updated at all. We'll see.

I'm a crazy rabbit man, and today I feel like doing this in rabbit speak. That may change. I'm very not invested in this. But DNS for dumdums struck me as something. So, yeah. If this is helpful, put up with it.