“I was walking to school from lunch and my friend and I got Dairy Queen. I still had my Dr. Pepper and we were walking up the stairs and I asked my friend what she would do if I pushed her down the stairs, and the next step I took after I said that I face planted on the stairs and my Dr. Pepper went everywhere. While I’m on the stairs a freshman laughs in my face. And days later I was walking around with a huge bruise on my leg.”

-Kambri Stein

“I fell down the main staircase last year, I screamed really loud and my phone smacked pretty loudly on the ground and everyone was looking at me. I got up and finished 

going down the stairs but I sprained my ankle and couldn’t make it to my regional hockey tournament that weekend.”

-Anonymous

“I fell asleep in math class and was 

woken up by my friend after the bell rang. I jokingly asked them if I had been 

snoring and a random girl I’ve never really talked to emphatically went ‘yes…very loudly’ and walked out. I wanted to 

spontaneously combust out of 

embarrassment.”

-Anonymous

“It was at the old high school and I think my sophomore year. One morning Mr. Boehm was late for jazz band, and all the doors were locked. I tried to pick the lock to the band room so we could set up. While picking the lock, I think some pencil led or something got stuck in it. I tried to get it out, but I accidentally broke the lock. So for the next few periods we had to use the back door until someone fixed the lock.”

-Anonymous

“I spilled green paint all over the locker room in the old school and now Morast calls me the arts and crafts bandit.”

-Gavin Fry

“Slipped in the mud while walking to the Walmart, had to get new pants”

-Anonymous

“During the first game of softball my junior year, a softball flew into my eyeball off a hit and fractured my orbital floor and ethmoid bone.”

-Talyia Woods

“In junior year during the middle of a band concert I got a bloody nose and had to run off the stage.”

-Kylan Dahl