First things first, If you don't appreciate irony, sarcasm, occasional existential crises, or fangirling over fictional characters/celebrities---

get out

run far, far away and don't come back. Because it might happen to you. And there is no coming back from it.

This site is basically an all about me, and sort of a helpful guide so that you aren't entirely confused trying to talk to and understand me. I do get a few looks quite often because I sound insane trying to explain myself in person, so here is a handy-dandy webpage with my well thought out answers to the fairly common question, "What the hell is wrong with you"

Actually, this probably isn't enough to fully explain that but hey, I tried my best. If you're still confused after this, you're probably just not physically capable of understanding these things. There are people like that, I guess. They confuse me. If you're one of those people, message me or something. I really want to know whats its like to actually have a life.

I should also mention that I call myself trash a lot. I get a lot of weird stares and comments for it ("No you're not trash don't say that about yourself!") Guys, its a GOOD thing. At least to other pieces of trash. We see it as an accomplishment, to be so obsessed with something it takes over your whole life and you transform into an actual piece of trash.

Ya come to think of it there is no possible way to explain it to someone who doesn't already get it and still sound sane.