Characters in this campaign: Tarian (Rebekah), Garbriella (Noly), Beckett (Asher), Jermy (Alex), Nylonia (Sean), Marlin (Zoe), Aife (Sophia) , Adron (Aiyron), and our lovely DM. 

These notes are brought to you by Tarian (Rebekah) 

Session 1 

-Families of Dragons

-Bahaumat (Metallic), Tiamot (Chromatic)

-Dragons had beef

-Stormwreck Isle

-Lots of people died

-Weird magic because of death

-Body of the dragon may be cause of magic

-Dragonsrest begins, we learn about Stormwreck

-Tarian is capitan of the ship

-We are dropped at the harbor, we head to the temple

-Misty killed Styx (see previous campaign for Styx)

-Sheep Tarian gestures up the path

-There's a ruckus from the water, some sea dudes pop out

-Tarian un-sheeps because combat begins

-Nylonia stabs a rock

-Rustling from the sea grass

-Battle ax pops out from grass

-The battle ax takes out one zombie, bonks the other

-Tiny unknown person kills zombie

-"They don't have fish alcohol" -Zoe

-Tiny person has leaf towel

-"Gnomes are just dwarfs that dress up weird" -Sean

-The locals go "huh"

-New figure descending gracefully

Session 2

-"Now is your time to autism"-Zoe

-Preist lady

-Elder Renarda, who is a little schizophrenic

-Garbriella asks for alcohol

"Oh god damn it the fish was right"- Tarian

-Dragon warship goooood 

-Metallic and chromatic peace

-Party goes to get food

-"Roll for clam" -DM

-Nylonia struggles for clam

-Garbriella is unable to clam

-Clam turns out to be a rock

-Misty gave them a rock

-Aife pockets the clam

-Tarrack, a botanist

-We are on a mushroom mission

-There's a fungal octopus

-"Don't screw the fungal octopus" -Misty

-The octopus accepts offerings of rotten flesh

-Tarian is parent to Jermy (tiny person found in seagrass)

-Divine sniff (no further context needed)

-Nutmeg can be drugs if used right

-"Fish are friends not food" -Tarian

-Tarian gets trauma from going into a library

- mushroom mission begins

-"Do you value your fingers" -Tarrack

Session 3

-Begin into cave

-the water does not move with the boat

-Ray of frost cast into water

-Spore octopus timmee

-Jermy and Aife are a tag team

-Plauge??

-Adoran touches the fungal octopus, beast bond attepted, not succeed

-Dead octopus, the spores control it

-Spores are blood???

-Adoron poison sprays octopus to kill

Session 4

-50 foot high cavern

-Shrooms time

-There's a sulfur smell

-Sickly mushroom tendrils 

-Roll for walk

-Mushroom tendril is dead

-Spores being released

-Mushroom people will accompony us in the cave

-Still with Tarrack

-The shrooms look sickly

-Heartcapped mushrooms are needed

-"No i'm busy looking at shrooms" -Jermy

-The mushrooms look like human hearts

-Misty is invisible because of a mushroom

-Tarian gives Misty a leash so we don't loose them

- "I have no thoughts"- Jermy 

- Jermy's thoughts are just internet dial up sounds

-We have to figure out why the mushrooms look sickly

Session 5

-We get smacked in the face by death

-Theres a lot of decayed vegitation

-There's a bulbus object that glistens like jelly

-Adron is a sickly little frail victorian child

-The smell of death gets worse

-Nylonia awakens a sturge nest

-6 sturges are now attacking

-Jermy is having an conversation with the nest

-Cancer Bat

-Naked bat bird 

-"You look like a naked inbread rat" -Garbriella talking to a sturge

-2 are attacking Aife

-The nest is gone

-Adron levitating

-Misty takes a love potion

-Nylonia sees invisible things

-Aife casts 5th level missle at Misty because Misty attempted to advance at Aife

-"For the next 2 minutes you are violently in love with Aife" -DM to Misty

-Jermy heals Misty by barging in, slapping Misty's knee and saying "You're good now"

-"Roll too bully" -DM

-That's some middle school relationship bullsh*t" -Nylonia "Whadidido"-Aife "Exactly it's one sided"-Nylonia

-We take an offshoot to the right, theres a staircase

-Sulfur scent increased

-"Mmmmm my nose hairs hurt" -Jermy

-Mychonid sprouts

Session 6 

(I wasn't there sorryyyyy)

Session 7

-Nylonia beat up some mushroom people last session and is now crying in a different room

-The mushy people are tending to their dying/dead leader

-There's a weird disease and there's a spore mother

-There's another cave, it is hazy inside

-The air is choked with brimstone

-There's a strange light, some crystals, but no mushrooms

-There's glowing orange crystals

-Soot trails winding into the cave

-Tarian takes a purple crystal and follows the soot

-The air gets more thicc

-Beckett is asmatic, it's cannon, you can't change anything

-Misty casts mist cloud and they can now see clearly, but others have disadvantage

-Two dragon people approach us

-Garbirella chooses viscious mockery

-"Glad I don't have to see your ugly face you horned bi*ch" -Garbriella 

-" Do you use your left or right hand when you wipe your ass?" -Dragon "left"-Garbirella "Weird because I use toilet paper" -Dragon

-Smoke and fog are gone because of true wind

-Combat happens

-We ask what does the dagger but never how is the dagger"-DM

-Misty is close to death, smelling like roast salmon

-A dragon donedidadie

-People take poison damage, Misty is now down

-"Wow you are just not good" -Dragon to Garbriella

-Healing slap from Jermy to Misty, but Jermy is now a potted plant

-" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BOYYYY"- Tarian talking about plant Jermy

-Both are dead, but dying words are "Sharouth will avenge us"

-Sharouth is the red dragon formerlly on this island

-The island was screwed by the dragon and this cave got the worst of it

-We are nearing the end of the cave

Session 8

-Crystal borked shatter

-Smoke clears, daylight spotted

-There are cracks in the ceilling

-An egg hits Tarian, it breaks, and there is now a fire snake

-Tarian woke the snake

-Snake sizzles at water

-Beckett's pants fall down

-"Do you use your bonus action to pull your pants up"-DM

-Tarian goes stomp

-The snake bites Misty

-"I might die again"- Misty

-Misty is downed, but back

-Everyone is invisible

-Misty (she/her) is now Marlin (he/him)

-Jermy kills by head chop

-The room feels more lively, the sulfur is gone

-Egg gives 25 chunks of obsidian

-Level up time

Session 9

-Mushroom leader says thanks for healing them

-She gives a bright read mushroom with sparkles, it can make a healing elixer

-"We are definetly mushroom proud"- Mushroom leader

-Nylonia stole the boat, ran off with it

-We swim to shore

-Jermy is a parrot fish

-Adron drowns because of Aife attempting to ride on them as a boat

-It's decently early in the day, we're back at the dock

- Tarrack gretts us and takes our mushrooms

-Tarrack will give us the potions made in return

-We're exploring and trying to find Renara

-Marlin looks for clams

-We go up

-The door we come to is the only door frame with a door

-It's a library, Tarian feels a sense of dread from the library

-There are mostly books on theology

-Bahamut is god, platnum dragon

-Snack time for us

-Jermy eats rotten flesh and does not feel good

-Jermy pukes in a stone

-Renara stops by and says there are many happenings, worshipers notice bubbles

-Tarian goes to water

Session 10

*This session's video was one hour of silence occasionally broken up by vine boom*

-Tarrack gives us our thanks

-Renara reccomendation

-Zombie misson

-"Don't die it's bad for your health"-Tarrack

-We go down to dock

-"Add Nature? For yearing? *Vine boom*"- Sophia

-Tarian feels happieness from the sea

-Bubbles are rising from water

-Marlin got grabbed and attacked by zombies

-Zombie fight time

-Tarian and Jermy kill ax style

-Failure table broken out by DM

-Merlin falls prone cause 2 nat 1's, it at 1 HP

-Zombie crushes Marlin with 9 points of piercing

-Dwayn (Jermy's pet rock) saved Jermy

-Tarian kill's a zombie

-Zombie has a dent from Dwayn

-Zombies are dead

-The star of today's show is Dwayn

Session 11

*This session's video was one hour of silence occasionally broken up by "Huh"

-Back at full HP

-There are no pretty rocks on the beach 

-Garbriella is dismembering

-What to do with the bodies

-We go back up the hill

-Marlin is carrying Jermy

-It's lunchtime and we go back to Renara

-We're at the library

-Tarian is standing scared outside the library but hears the word ship and is slightly intruigued

-There's ghosty stuff on the ship

-We go eep time?

-Tarian is big eepy, snack nap time

-Tarian isn't posessed

-Renara is disturbed by Tarian

-Nap time

-Bahamut is Baja Blast

-around 1 am Aife hears *insert epic of gilgamesh* from a far

-It is a monk leading a prayer for Bahamut

-Jermy gives a tip for good singing

-" Toss a coin to your monk, oh valley of plenty"

-"You wake up....*Huh*"

-Marlin has war flashbacks because out of water

-We go to boat

*These updates will be in small bullet point form when possible*

We begin in 836 PD with a party of chaos. We have Garbriella, Adron, Aife, Thanatos, Styx, Kai, Beckett, and Tarian. In Whitestone we will fight the Big Bad Evil things and let chaos ensue.

Session 1: 10-12-22

-At Whitestone Castle

-Imps in the Library 

-Party kills the Imps after finding the source (a book) 

-We take the book and take the gem off of the book 

-Aife takes the gem and keeps it (for later purposes) 

-Tarian has a terrible nightmare later at the tavern. 

Session 2: 10-26-22

-Waking up at the tavern and eating

-Tarian has some bad mushroom soup

-An old grandma lady comes and asks for help 

-We have to rescue Little Timmy from a well 

-Little Timmy gains some Childhood trauma

Session 3: 11-9-22

-Gael Ironhelm probably pushed Little Timmy down the well

-We have to find Gale

-Little Timmy's grandma is going to take care of Gale from where we left him

-We meet Marcy of Pliers and Mark of Pliers (The bartenders at the tavern)

-Thanatos finds a mask in the well and talks to The Raven Queen 

-Raven Queen asks for Thanatos to help on a mission

Session 4: 11-30-22

-At the Tavern, eating and drinking

-Garbriella and Styx are having a dance battle 

-Aife and Tarian discuss the future of the book gem ( a drug empire)

-Aife and Tarian both recieve spooky spider rings

-Eren and Alexandra Kovirian ask us to join them on an adventure and help out again at Whitestone

-We deny Kovirian's at first 

Session 5: 12-14-22

-Thanatos is embodiment of sneak

-We're back with Kovirian's  

-The DeRolo's are dead (the previous royal family)

-Our party must find the people who murdered them

-We have to fight shadows in the basement

-Styx refuses medical care 

Session 6: 1-4-23

"Why are the Lesbians playing Jazz in the basement?" -Leo

-We killed the shadow thingies

-Styx died in battle, but Aife healed 

-Garbriella was locked in the Tavern so she was late

-Tarian threw their shoe at Garbriella and caused 7 points of damage

-An apple with googly eyes shows up (Appleore) 

-Applore is now our mortal enemy

-Styx decides Applore is ok and runs off from the party with the apple

Session 7: 1-18-23

-We're chasing the Appleore and Styx

-Many much doors

-We found tiny DeRolo coffins

- "The Curse can't be broken" is written on a wall

-There is another gem for Aife and Tarian's drug empire

-Aife, Styx, Adron, and Appleore engage in some combat

-Thanatos gets another message from the Raven Queen 

Session 8: 2-8-23

-Back with the Lesbians

-They didn't like Garbirella's Songs

-"This F*ck" (in reference to Appleore)

-"No offence to your dead people" -Thanatos 

-We're invited to the coronation in two days

-Going to the Shadowfell

-Garbriella and Styx should be in AA

-Stopping for alcohol before heading out 

-Joe Clockhaver was at the tavern 

-Accordion with a clock

-Thanatos kick's the apple across the room

-We were transported into the Raven Queen palace

-Thanatos looks more alive and well because xe're home

-A large raven swoops in and it turns into the queen

-Thanatos gives the Raven Queen the tiny DeRolo coffin 

-The Raven queen slaps Appleore for Tarian

-The Raven queen likes Aife and Tarian's spooky spider rings

-Tarian could join the population of the Shadowfell

-Thanatos gets xer room next to the Raven Queen

-Styx is maybe delusional

-Thanatos can actually sleep for once

-Styx is anti-vax

-Tarian has another dream (Why are you running) 

-It was raining blood in the dream and there was a blood tendril

-Everyone got a good sleep

-Breakfast in bed

Session 9: 3-1-23

-Styx and Beckett use finger guns

-We have to fight off a demon lord (Rocs) 

-Demon lord is ruining Shadowfell

-"And here we see someone considering bisexuality" -Evelyn 

-Thanatos recives a trinket from the Raven Queen

-The town is basically parallel to Whitestone, but darker and more grey

-We see a smokey mountain that might not be a mountain 

-Styx and Beckett decide to jump off a cliff

-Styx is at 9HP

-Garbriella tries to ask for help but gets turned down

-Appleore attempts to talk to people but no success

-Thanatos walks into a shop and asks about the mountain

-We might crochet appleore some armor

-Garbriella is mis-gendering people and Tarian gives them a gold piece for their troubles

- Rocks fall and Styx dies

-Styx gets revived (1HP)

- "Hows the land of the dead?" -Garbriella "EEeeeEEhhhhhHH" -Styx

-Garbriella's parents healed her with alcohol (explains a lot) 

-Tarian can't drink in the Shadowfell

-The Raven Queen forces Styx to go back to the castle

-Applore changes into a Raccoon

- Garbriella was singing and Tarian puts in earplugs

- Thanatos picks up the raccoon

-"Its dark and shadow monsters" -Garbiella

Session 10: 3-8-23

-The apple changes back

-Thanatos drops the apple and leaves it

-Beckett picks up the apple

-Garbriella puts Appleore in her backpack and accidentally stabs him

-We get to the mountain which we then find out is a Volcano

-Tarian decides to jump in and just dissaprears

-Everyone else follows

-The Volcano leads to a village

-Village=Spooky

-The tavern in the village is closed (Sucks to be Tarian I guess)

-Children are in the street wimpering (13 year old girl and 6 year old boy)

-Aife tries to detect good and evil on the children

-The children are heavy evil

-Children ask to help fight the monster in the house

-"Can I roll to escape the nursing home?" -Styx

-Thanatos tries to break into houses 

-Garbriella and Tarian stay outside with the kids

-Aife, Adron, and Beckett go into the monster house

-"Noly you're playing an alcoholic you can't be trusted with children" -Yan 

-Many much doors in the house

-"MeEeEoOOWw" -Leo

-A door meows as you open the door

-A cat is behind the door

-The cat just dissapears into thin air

-There are serpents and skulls in the paint on the walls

-Thanatos looks up a fire place (it's just a chimney)

-6 year old says to Tarian: "You're handsome" 

-The children like Tarian better than Garbriella

-Fancy schmancy room in the house

-Strahd is a famous Vampire artist 

-Adron gets excited about Strahd, Aife is clueless

-Strahd is evil

-There's a family portrait (with the two kids in it)

-Tarian is good with children 

Sorry ya'll the campaign kinda failed,starting a new one this year

To be continued....

Written by Rebekah Geier (Tarian Vrye)