By: Evan Chruchill
What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn
Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit? Apparently, it looks fetching
Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up.
Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.